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posted ago by _tsp ago by _tsp +14 / -1

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the nation Patriots were waiting in anticipation, The nooses were dangling in a row one by one, In hopes that justice soon would be done —

The deep state was hiding in basements with fear hearing the footsteps of guardsmen so near, I sat alone in my big comfy chair with my rifle nearby always readied with care —

When all of a sudden a loud roaring sound made me jump to my feet and rack the first round, The rumble was so strong the house nearly shook, I crept to the window to get a good look —

The moonlight was pale but shed just enough light to highlight the scene outside at midnight, When what to my widening eyes should report, But a large APC, with a mighty escort —

With a tall, strong figure leading them on, I knew it at once, this must be the Don, Like a flight of bald eagles, his soldiers they came, And he gestured and shouted and called them by name —

Now Rogers, Now Flynn, Now Powell and Wood, On Rudy, On Jenna, All soldiers of good, From the Swamp in DC, to the south Cali border, Find them and chase them to end the disorder —

Like a great roaring lion ready to fight, When meeting an obstacle chased it from sight, Through street and alley like a great pride, They stalked and they hunted the whole countryside —

And then with an order he stopped the advance something had just caught his eye with a glance, In my front yard was the large MAGA sign, His gaze cast upon it, for a moment did shine —

I shouldered my weapon and opened the door, I stood on the porch and waved to the corps, The Don from his great APC did alight, His great glowing presence lit up the night —

His eyes how they focused, his mane had such luster, his kindness and spirit showed through all his bluster, His business like countenance dropped from its place and a warm, happy smile covered his face —

Nothing at all like the fake news did slander this warmhearted man possessed genuine candor, He reached out and touched the yard sign with one hand and for a few moments of silence did stand —

Our message was clear, the people are with you, We will not stand for this traitorous coup, He gave me a glance and a sly little grin, I knew at that moment together we'd win —

He said not a word and turned back to his work, Time was so short, no more time to lurk, And pointing his thumb straight up in the air, The signal was given for a moment of prayer —

He mounted and signaled his team to proceed, so many souls have yet to be freed, But I heard him exclaim as he charged out of sight Merry Christmas to all, have faith, and sleep tight. 🎄

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nanopercentcherokee 2 points ago +2 / -0

AWESOME, we need a extra line about "pedes holding the line"

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z89101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right On Fren!

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notatheory 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is EPIC! Thanks for sharing.