Me, supposedly the bombastic, outspoken, shit talking Trumpkin infidel putting them all to shame with my sommelier skills. I know the regions, the prime grapes, perfect pairings and the like. They grab the white around the glass and the red they hold by the stem. Don’t even know how to open the bottle. Amongst friends it’s always on me to do the wine.
I’m not tooting my own horn, just illustrating that lefties think they’re cultured but are really just pathetic, pseudo-snobs.
They don’t even know shit about wine.
Me, supposedly the bombastic, outspoken, shit talking Trumpkin infidel putting them all to shame with my sommelier skills. I know the regions, the prime grapes, perfect pairings and the like. They grab the white around the glass and the red they hold by the stem. Don’t even know how to open the bottle. Amongst friends it’s always on me to do the wine.
I’m not tooting my own horn, just illustrating that lefties think they’re cultured but are really just pathetic, pseudo-snobs.