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Freebird [S] 33 points ago +33 / -0

Posted this earlier, reposting because of the slide. Merry Christmas, enjoy the Christmas card I made for all ye merry centipedes.

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_-Th0r-_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

... and that bitch is THIRSTY!

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RogueLeaderX 15 points ago +15 / -0

That tree look mighty thirsty right about now.

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4MoreYearsLetsGooo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Merry Christmas, everyone!

This sounds silly, but I'm happy someone actually said Merry Christmas today instead of "happy holidays". Went to get some food, woman comes out to deliver it wearing a festive getup. Very sweet older woman. Delivered our food and talked to us for a bit, finished it up with a "Merry Christmas!". The place I was at was full of cars, took about an hour for people to get food, kids were sitting on the roofs of their cars, people sticking their heads out and everyone said "Merry Christmas" to each other.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

American flags and Merry Christmas are secret Trump signs!

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Archmagnus 9 points ago +9 / -0

day of the watering when

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PaigeAshley 7 points ago +7 / -0

Incredible artwork! MAGA!

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ThirstyLibertyTree 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thirsty tree standing by.

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Aletheia 5 points ago +5 / -0

Merry Christmas to the freedom loving very fine pedes!!!

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DarkDrai 3 points ago +3 / -0

And clockwork christmas elves.

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TeslaTimeMachine 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can only think about the most recent Ben Garrison comic with the tree insulted at being brought presents and instead demanding blood.

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ElectricChad 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am ready! Merry Christmas frens, hope you have a day of love and joy with friends and family.

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Cplcole0621 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm ready baby! Fuck these communist

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Canapeder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, it does. I am willing to die to fight communism.

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Buck_Fiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

No milk and cookies for you this year Santa Claus...

Cookies are a symbol of oppression against women (also sandwiches).

Milk is a symbol among the likes of the okay hand sign, MAGA hat and bowl haircut. If you include a plastic straw, double-plus so.

Santa is oppressive to the Arctic-Indigenous Little-Persons of color (green elves) which he exploits in his slave labor camps.

Guilty of at least nine animal rights abuse violations (Rudolph would be fine as long as he "masks up").

Gifts people he does not approve of with a lump of anthracite fossil fuel.

Wears red (enough said).

He's a fu¢king white male who gets to do whatever he pleases whenever he wants.

Feel free to list any more violations of which he shall be prosecuted to the full extent of the law in a Biden Administration.

Bah Humbug.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait till you meet krampus

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago +2 / -0

This song has been in my head all day. Sons of Liberty - Tree of Liberty

Worth a listen for sure.

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TreeOfLiberty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dying of thirst...

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Toughsky_Shitsky 1 point ago +2 / -1

"From time to time . . ."

It's time.

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txladyvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tyrants should be volunteered first.

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itsdangerous 1 point ago +1 / -0

this also reminds me of the French anthem. French culture from the pre 1980 is close to American culture, save for baguettes, frogs and white flags.

the anthem clearly spells out that the crops must be watered with the blood of your enemies, in these words. when these were first uttered they were meant very literally. same concept. of you never exercise your power then it will disappear.

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +1 / -0

AMEN! <3 MAGA2020

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FellowWhite 1 point ago +2 / -1

Ratio of 1:100

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 0 points ago +1 / -1

Guys stop Civil War Posting!

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GeorgeLincolnRockwel 0 points ago +2 / -2

Lincoln was a tyrant!