No milk and cookies for you this year Santa Claus...

Cookies are a symbol of oppression against women (also sandwiches).

Milk is a symbol among the likes of the okay hand sign, MAGA hat and bowl haircut. If you include a plastic straw, double-plus so.

Santa is oppressive to the Arctic-Indigenous Little-Persons of color (green elves) which he exploits in his slave labor camps.

Guilty of at least nine animal rights abuse violations (Rudolph would be fine as long as he "masks up").

Gifts people he does not approve of with a lump of anthracite fossil fuel.

Wears red (enough said).

He's a fu¢king white male who gets to do whatever he pleases whenever he wants.

Feel free to list any more violations of which he shall be prosecuted to the full extent of the law in a Biden Administration.

Bah Humbug.