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ProphetOfKek 30 points ago +31 / -1

Yuletide

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Wtf_socialismreally 69 points ago +73 / -4

I cringe at how many of my friends still act like edgy teenagers and say "happy yule"

As I get older, I start to see myself growing in ways I didn't expect. Craving more tradition and faith when I have been low on a lot of that.

As someone who hates organized religion, if Trump pulls this stuff out of his golden-graced butt and can take down even a large chunk of the swamp I will have to start going to church even though my girlfriend isn't thrilled with organized religion either.

Nothing short of divine intervention channeled through the crown king of heavenly gold can save the country from the path we are going down.

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Scroon 6 points ago +6 / -0

When Trump does pulls this off, remember that your commitment is to God, not organized religion. Religion is just the human method with which we worship and connect with God.

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FreedomDeliveries 3 points ago +3 / -0

religion is actions based on beliefs. Fellowship, and leadership are what you're looking for in a church. Otherwise nyet

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Hari_Selden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Theres some good bible teaching Churches out there.

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Phil_DeGraves -1 points ago +2 / -3

As someone who hates organized religion, if Trump pulls this stuff out of his golden-graced butt and can take down even a large chunk of the swamp I will have to start going to church even though my girlfriend isn't thrilled with organized religion either.

Which church for which religion, though? How can you know which God did it? Maybe it was Ganesh the elephant god! He's known as the "remover of obstacles", which sounds pretty applicable to this situation!

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t forget to poo in the loo

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PN_OShea 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah...well... The All Father would have tied Sleepy Joe to a tree by now and ripped his lungs out, so I'm guessing the Dems better count their lucky stars that a fair number of GEOTUS'S followers are Christians, otherwise we'd likely be a lot more likely to get medieval on his lying, traitorous ass...

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cornpop30303 3 points ago +3 / -0

Blood-Eagle these scum.

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was thinking more on the Lovecraft side of things when I made that comment.

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tentonbudgie 0 points ago +1 / -1

All pagans. All of 'em.