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Elduderino 34 points ago +34 / -0

Yeah, well, Santa's Reindeer can fly, so they don't follow laws of biology, so suck it.

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GizzardPuke 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, .... and then there is that. It's for fucking kids FFS. What a self clowning, quietly spoken but still bombastic, oafish buffoon of a man.

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CuckS1ayer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trying to apply logic to magical creatures. KEK

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GizzardPuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's astonishing... I hope the flak is thick on twitter for this insufferable fool.

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Rudyard 10 points ago +10 / -0

I hate that dickhead so much.

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AceOfTrumps 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is he trying to say that a story about flying deer is inaccurate? Say it isn't so!

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redgreenyellowblu 6 points ago +6 / -0

He reminds me of the marine bilogists that decided everybody needs to call jellyfish "jellies" because they're not actually fish, duh.

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GizzardPuke 5 points ago +5 / -0

The thirst mutilator!

What an egregious example of a giant fucking tossle. This guy loves himself, thinks he is a sex symbol and every time he opens his mouth my estimation of his IQ diminishes. Fucking smug, holier than thou, shit eating fuckhead!

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GizzardPuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

100 % !

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JKillen 1 point ago +2 / -1

So I never actually finished that movie but I found out that at the end he just told everybody he can talk his plants and they tell him that they want water... That is definitely where we are approaching

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scyenceFiction 7 points ago +7 / -0

C'mon, man, Bill Nye is way more annoying and useless.

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Rerun1Central 5 points ago +5 / -0

Actually You have to ask the reindeer their gender! Assuming all female reindeer identify as female is racist

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dodgetimes2 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Uhh, what are you a dumbass?”

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GizzardPuke 6 points ago +6 / -0

Goldilocks did not know the first law of thermodynamics because all 3 porridge's would have dissipated heat at the same rate! Something profoundly wrong with this man!

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 3 points ago +4 / -1

He's assuming gender based on a name. No one said that the reindeer were males. What a fucking bigot.

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Drinkup4 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am pretty sure all the magic flying male reindeers keep their antlers. Neil is wrong again.

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Magafactured 3 points ago +3 / -0

Before he was #MeToo’d, I didn’t mind him at all.

Then he tried to hit on some girl in his apartment, and she went to the press, and he disappeared for a few months, and then he comes back spewing all this bullshit.

It’s a constant virtue signal with this guy now.

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REEE-election 3 points ago +3 / -0

My hatred for this insufferable cunt runs so deep

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NewDonWhoDis 3 points ago +3 / -0

They shed their antlers in December and the process can take 5 weeks.

Do the fucking math, science man.

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TheWilderness 3 points ago +3 / -0

Neil is just dying to tell the entire under 5 crowd there is no Santa.

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PeachFlavoredMints 3 points ago +3 / -0

ACKCHYUALLY

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sacrebleu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't he kind of joking just to let us know the obscure fact that male reindeer lose their antlers in winter?

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Loiuzein 1 point ago +1 / -0

The language he is using is subversive communist language.

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pelosis_liver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should we tell him about Santa?

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sir_rockness 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the actually fuck?

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POTUS_DonnieJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

In an effort to stay relevant, Neil proves he is even less relevant than we thought.

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TimeTravelingTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nevermind the whole "flight" thing

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random1999 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I'm reading this correctly, he's saying there are only two genders?

Also, fuck this guy, and the other "science guy"

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Usernameunavailable 1 point ago +1 / -0

Akshually dey r Caribou.

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Themustardtiger 1 point ago +1 / -0

What good good for science has he done ever? He needs to stay in his lane.

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Loiuzein 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone tell him that your gender doesn't depends on whether you have a penis and he needs to check his cishet privilege

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BLMadeMeRaysis 1 point ago +1 / -0

But only male reindeer can fly!

Se how stupid this is?

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GreenScreen 1 point ago +1 / -0

People who know everything are often compensating for low self esteem and crumble the first time they don't know something because they've wrapped their entire identity up in knowing everything. And also this guy is a prick.

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Highball 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe the reindeer that evolved to fly also evolved to keep their antlers.

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rsiteaccounts 1 point ago +1 / -0

He gets away with raping women because he says shit like this.

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N7fury 1 point ago +1 / -0

This cock sucking faggot encompasses everything that is wrong with the science world today