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Schiffblower 4 points ago +4 / -0

Double the jackings, half the arrests

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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WakandanScientist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was it Chicago PD that had recently come out and said "If you're driving at night, don't stop at red lights anymore"?

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rightwingthunder 4 points ago +4 / -0

truly the kind of perspective I'd expect from a veritable Wakandan Scientist, a nation of high-tech engineers

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WakandanScientist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you, my fren. The resonance frequencies of the floating vibranium space pyramids really do wonders for the 4D quantum neural networks all Wakandans have in our brains.

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numbersman60 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll bet if you defend yourself against a carjacker by shooting the sob-- they'll find the time to arrest and jail you...

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CL1984 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

sadly i get the sense that not only would they arrest you, you'd be slandered forever on national news. still might be worth it.

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Immysteryman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank the Mayor for her defund the po-lice.

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12points 1 point ago +1 / -0

4.3% clearance rate, despicable.