Twas the night before Christmas at the DNC, Everyone was crying and screaming Reeeeeeee; The US flags were burning because Liberals don't care, In hopes that soon communism soon would be there

The Chinese honey pots we nestled all snug in Swallwell's bed, as visions of Russian collusion danced in their heads; Clinton was deleting emails, Franken was gropin a sleeping lass, And Hunter Biden had just settled down to fuck his niece's 13 year old ass

All of a sudden CNN was a chatter, Bill Clinton stopped raping Epstien's intern to see what was the matter; A man was on the TV talking about patriotic zen, At that moment Bill though, "Shit, he's going to make America great again";

The sun was rising on the new American dawn, Returning the nation to greatness it should have had all along; When, to my wondering eyes what should appear, One of America's greatest sons, who didn't do drugs or beer

With a god-like presence that told all he couldn't be stumped, In a moment Bill knew, it had to be Trump; More rapid than bald eagles, his allies they came, He tweeted, and shouted, and called them by name

"Now Flynn!, Now Wood!, Now Pompeo!, and Mulvaney", "On Stone, On Limbaugh, On Powell, and Hannity"; "Find all the illegals and deport them all!", "Once they are out, BUILD THAT FUCKING WALL!"

And then, in a pivot, the elite he did scorn, He said with a grin "It's time for tax reform"; He slashed the tax brackets from seven to four, and said "You think that's all, just wait, there is more"

"Ninety-five percent of homes will see their tax fall", "Two-income households under $50K will pay nothing at all!"; The Dems watched in horror as their breath did abate, As Trump proclaimed loudly "Fuck the individual mandate"

He was dressed in a fine suit from his head to his feet, And he attacked all his enemies in an epic tweet; He called out the Senate cuck Mitch McConnell, And also that Hollywood lardass Rosie O'Donnell

Clinton did ask "Why am I not fifty points ahead", Huma said "that would require you to get out of bed"; The DNC then killed a man who exposed this corrupt witch, To this day we still say "His name was Seth Rich"

At the debate Clinton insisted that Trump a racist, Trump pointed out that Bill Clinton is a rapist; "Thankfully you're not the law" Clinton did rail, Trump simply responded "because you'd be in jail"

Election day came, and the media did fawn, "The exit poll predicted Hillary has won"; But the polls were wrong and only Conway had the knowledge, And soon Trump BTFO of the Electoral College

Trump Took office with out a wage nor any pomp, And swore to the nation "I will drain the swamp"; Trump got to work, a proclamation he did pen, it read "Merry Christmas to all let's Make America Great Again"