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Hugo1000 [S] 74 points ago +75 / -1

If a black man hit a Cuomo aide in the head with a brick, would HuffPo offer him cookies?

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Slavik777 16 points ago +16 / -0

Someone should break the sad news to HuffPo that Santa is not real. Which would make Black Santa imaginary as well.

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Can0_Wh00pass17 10 points ago +10 / -0

They think that Black Santa is real, but Jesus is not

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Count_Dyscalculia 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'd buy him ALL THE COOKIES!!!! And a Cannoli too!

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Margincrew 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only if he was oppressed and said they deserved it

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GreenScreen 60 points ago +60 / -0

To be fair if anyone broke into my house, there'd be no cookies. But sure, make it a race thing.

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redbeard 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lead cookies delivered fresh and hot

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HuggableBear 6 points ago +6 / -0

But if they were to admit the difference between breaking in and being invited, they would have to admit that illegal aliens are criminals and that would break the programming.

I just think it's cute that the commies are concerned about private property. How can someone break into a place that is community property?

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sacrebleu 44 points ago +44 / -0

Is that article a joke? What's the point. In reality, no one will give any stranger, who broke into his house, a cookie regardless of the race. And Santa is white because it is a fictional character white people created. What's wrong about that? I would be very surprised if a fictional character in an African tale is not black.

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Trump2024 22 points ago +22 / -0

fictional character in an African tale 

They already have them. They waz kangz n sheeiiit!

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ChrisSuperDude 17 points ago +17 / -0

Santa is also white because the man he is mostly based off of St. Nicholas, was Greek. And from there, Santa is based off of a Dutch interpretation of St. Nicholas named Sinterklaas. Therefore, it's actually cultural appropriation and offensive to portray Santa as anything BUT white.

Also Santa comes when everyone is asleep and if you wake up, he uses his magic to disappear. Therefore you couldn't interact with him no matter if you wanted to or not.

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BeefChucker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where is the SHITPoST flair

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z89101 36 points ago +36 / -0

Would it not be grand if EVERY indoctrinated Commie Critical Race Theory fool self deported to Yemen or Somalia?

Worthless Dolts...

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jerryriggs1 23 points ago +24 / -1

Degenerate commies. Santa is good and doesn't break in your house. They shit on anything good- even Santa.

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Boilingsnowflakes4u 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’m just saying, if a person was crawling down my chimney with a bag on Christmas, the last thing I’d be thinking about is “what color is this guy.”

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Omniwulf 19 points ago +19 / -0

Santa brings gifts.. random black man entering your house takes them. Yea.. he is not getting fking cookies and milk. Got some lead for him though.

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Omniwulf 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck those terrorist

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SalinationNation 17 points ago +17 / -0

Nothing is sacred in the quest to divide a nation it seems. We really are in a winner takes all knock down drag out fight for our very existence.

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Stitch_Jones 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lead. That's what I offer anyone BREAKING into my house. Your skin color has nothing to do with it. I would have to assume you are there to harm me and my family. In the end we all bleed red. Dead men tell no tales.

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JessHarper 10 points ago +10 / -0

If a black man managed to slide down my chimney and pop out of the wood burning stove I'd give him whatever the hell he wanted. That shit would be incredible.

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

And maybe lay off of the tequila for a while.

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Caroigne 7 points ago +7 / -0

So do they want Zwarte Piet or not?

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GiantFlamingToad 7 points ago +7 / -0

Let's try to manage our expectations, here. I'm not expecting a black man to come into my house and bring me gifts. I'd be happy if they just left the waitress a tip at the restaurant.

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bojackjohnson 6 points ago +6 / -0

What do you say when you see your TV floating in your room at night when the lights are off?

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

BOOM!!!

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bubbadubs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can’t tell if real, which is bad

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why do the blacks have to misappropriate everything?

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Wenger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Goin along with the concept you have to assume Santa is real. Santa is an immortal supernatural being that can visit every house in the world in a single night. By leaving the milk and cookies you are inviting Santa into your home. There is no breaking in. If you attacked him he wouldn't die anyway.

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SirReginald 4 points ago +4 / -0

Matthew Jacobs, do you have any respect?

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RedFoxOnFire 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wouldn't offer anything but bullets to anyone who 'broke into my house', no matter the color of their skin.

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kommiekrusher 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sowing the seeds of their own demise

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AsaNisiMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

So you're saying they know their intended audience?

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HighEnergyD 3 points ago +3 / -0

I never heard black santa deny a kid a nerf gun, so he's welcome in my house.

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Sugz_Da_Bear 3 points ago +3 / -0

I offer every intruder some 12 gauge cookies!!

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Lord_Kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't tell if real.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!

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BrewCity33 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because you would put out a Colt 45, pork rinds, and a Cigarillo?

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ThePatriotGames2016 3 points ago +3 / -0

If they really believe Santa as a man breaking into houses delivering gifts, they're idiots...

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TakenusernameA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Technically he was only half black and half man. Judging by his brother, the black part was the man part.

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +2 / -0

HuffPo is entirely staffed with upper-middle class liberal women who criticize this country's problems from their Manhattan apartments.

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Fecal_Fetus 2 points ago +2 / -0

No I wouldn't.. because santa is white. Lol

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DonttrustChina 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean if he were bringing me presents I would.

...But okay, let's look at this realistically.

We all know that Santa Claus, though based on a historical person, is fictional. There is no actual person who breaks into your house on Christmas eve to give you stuff.

In the real world, if you heard an intruder in your house on Christmas eve, you, being greater than 6 years old, would call the cops and/or plug them, black or white or anything else, even if they were wearing a red suit. Because Santa isn't real, and therefore you would correctly assume them to be a criminal disguised as Santa committing an elaborate home invasion.

No one would actually, literally offer this person cookies unless they literally had a full on sleigh and giant toy sack and came out of the chimney despite that being physically impossible, and generally demonstrating the ability to do magical, miraculous things and thus actually be a Christmas saint in the flesh. And even in that case at least half of people would seek immediate psychological help. And in virtually no cases would reaction be predicated on race.

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ironhorse 2 points ago +2 / -0

It depends...Is the black man leaving presents?

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Boilingsnowflakes4u 2 points ago +2 / -0

Although this is fake, it’s still funny af

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f_bastiat 2 points ago +2 / -0

My kids dont set out cookies for people breaking in, they set them out for santa, because he is welcome, regardless of his race. Also, I would shoot a white person breaking into my house.

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llllllllllllllllllll 2 points ago +2 / -0

i'm not even gonna with this today

kill yourself huffpost

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acasper 2 points ago +2 / -0

If anyone broke into my house I would shoot them.

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Margincrew 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well Santa (of any color) doesn’t break in. It is called magic bitches! Now if ANYONE breaks into my house dressed as Santa or anything else then it will be a bad day for them. Regardless of color or costume

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Filo76 1 point ago +1 / -0

The left believes every culture should be valued and enshrined. Except Western European culture. Ours is to be broken down and destroyed because we are racist.

Yet targeting a single race for eradication sounds pretty damn racist to me.

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Weallseethetruth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Know how to stop racism? Stop talking about it!!

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VoterIDMatters 1 point ago +1 / -0

if a whiteguy broke into our house i wouldnt offer him milk and cookies either

someone tell these faggots santa isnt real

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justadumbwoman 1 point ago +1 / -0

I could literally care no less what color Santa’s skin is. If he’s still giving out presents, I’m still gonna give him cookies. But fr Santa is make believe and I’m white and I definitely ate the cookies we sat out last night. Honestly I don’t even know what this article is trying to sail other than white bad.

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

And they don't see this as racist? They don't see themselves as the racists, here?

honk honk

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Butcher_bear 1 point ago +1 / -0

If anyone broke into my house, I would give them an entire magazine of hollow tips.

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suitcasegate 1 point ago +1 / -0

If a fat black/white man broke into the house, a libtard would be reaching for the petroleum jelly.

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latsbruh 1 point ago +1 / -0

is anyone else going to tell Matt that santa isnt real? I think they deleted it already too lol

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't care what color a man is when he's breaking into my house. Nor does the slug exiting his back as it removes vital organs and spine. As a matter of fact, I don't recall EVER hearing any reports where the homeowner said they let a burglar go because of their skin color. Could HuffPo be trying to fan the racism fire?

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