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posted ago by dctravis ago by dctravis +76 / -0

So, I flew out to Texas to visit my cousin's family who I haven't seen in about four years. They are extremely concerned about corona-chan, yet were fine with us flying on a plane and coming out to visit. They are also fine with their mother coming over who tested positive 11 days ago. Apparently the CDC has now changed it to 10 days after the first positive test and you are now [waves wand] not infectious. Because if the CDC says it, then it must be right.

Their two kids are 15 and 17 years old. They were telling me how they stopped going certain places because people who went there never wear masks and they didn't feel safe. One of them said they were terrified of corona-chan because he didn't want to not be able to breath and the idea of suffocating terrifies him. Their grandparents just tested positive within the last two weeks, had barely any symptoms (my aunt lost her sense of taste and smell) and are perfectly fine. They are not very healthy people either... They smoke, they drink and they are in their upper 60s. Their grandfather has been deathly afraid of corona-chan since the "pandemic" started. He disinfects everything, wears an n95 mask everywhere and goes nuts about that stuff. He got it before my aunt did. The only reason he got tested was because he wanted to know if he had it. Afterwards, my aunt lost her sense of taste and smell about a week later, but then started making up random symptoms that her husband would then start saying he had. One example is, she said she could smell again, but everything smelled like caramel. The next day, he reported the same symptom.

My point is, two very unhealthy 60 year olds just got over corona-chan without a hitch, yet these two teenagers who are perfectly healthy are petrified of going to a gas station because people don't wear masks. 🤦

Don't worry though everybody, my cousin is convinced that once EVERYONE has taken the corona-chan "vaccine" everything can go back to the way it was. Just a little longer!

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paulie99 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lots of this going around. Petrified to think we might ever have to storm the beaches at Normandy again. Hell, petrified if we ever have to re initiate the draft.

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elsabio 4 points ago +4 / -0

It is sad, but have the best Merry Christmas you can.

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dctravis [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

You as well. Merry Christmas!

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BunnyPicnic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Really shows how soft we have become. Just 100 years ago, 16-18 year old boys were being sent across the ocean to fight in the deadliest and bloodiest war in history. And what happened when all the men were out of the country fighting? Women passed prohibition. White women didn't vote for Trump, they vote for Socialism because they are so faggoty soft when it comes to raising their kids. Single mothers want to show their dependence, dependence on the government. Should honestly take away women's VOTING rights if they are just gonna sell us out.

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fthecoup 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right before going in their house, you should have snorted a line of cayenne pepper.

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ChicagoMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I still don't get the fear. The old people scared of it is especially amusing. What do you have to lose, elders? Dying of old age is not a fun affair, especially in this country where the elders are sent to die away in care facilities with abusive and negligent staff members.