I would not ask an attorney for the directions to the bathroom. Remember when the Governor of NJ said "I do not go to the bathroom without asking my attorney" Did you not just catch the story with the lawyer pressing Trump to concede from the overstock dude interviews? You should hear the static I get when I start explaining the original 13th amendment forbade titles of nobility from even being citizens in order to prevent them from running for office, so go baste that in your cognitive dissonance