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Plugthegamey [S] 467 points ago +469 / -2

She lectured me that "THAT DOG IS NOT A HORSE HOW DARE YOU LET HER PULL YOU ON A SKATEBOARD I SHOULD HAVE HER TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU" I shit you not. We had just stopped on the sidewalk after about 8 minutes of skating from my house, so I could give my dog water. First I told her MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO CALL THE COPS YOURE A FUCKING IDIOT. My dog was so happy that I took her skating this morning. Shes a 12 month old labrador and needs a shit ton of exercise. That's what we do on my days off. She whines all morning for me to take her skating because there's no way in hell that I can let my dog run flat out down the sidewalk and keep up with her on foot. Oh by the way, i was wearing my TRUMP FANNY PACK AND SMILING AND WISHING EVERYONE A MERRY CHRISTMAS. So many people honked and waved at us. That woman literally just saw our healthy white display of christianity and she decided to pull over and try to ruin my day. It was a total KAREN driving a gay ass jeep renegade with a brunette pony tail pulled back and thick rimmed glasses.... we turned back around shortly after and I passed the black dude that we had passed on the sidewalk just 5 minutes ago and I told him what happened and even he was like FURRRREALLLL?

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kenkra 20 points ago +21 / -1

attack is the best defense. next time call the cop on her and tell them you are afraid of her. we too can play the victim card to put them in trouble.

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LoneStarChill 17 points ago +17 / -0

Be sure to use the retards' code words: "She is making me feel unsafe."