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DancesWithPepe 398 points ago +406 / -8

All our MAGA ladies are so beautiful🙂

Merry Christmas 🎄

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Plugthegamey [S] 333 points ago +336 / -3

Yes for some reason MAGA women are inclined to exercise and eat right and work hard to help others 🤔 and keep superfluous hair dye and facial piercings away from our bodies

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Plugthegamey [S] 146 points ago +147 / -1

No no that's racist

Now buy this magic seran wrap and wrap it around your fat gut, Tubby.

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ENVYNITAZ 46 points ago +47 / -1

as an old Tubby . . . I am 'offended' /s

LMAO young lady!

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July_1776 20 points ago +21 / -1

Hahahahahhahhahaa Saran Wrap.

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Fenianlad 4 points ago +4 / -0

My sister in law used to do this

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purple_nitrile 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just wondering if this actually works now lmao

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July_1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol weeble wobble

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Thecollie 2 points ago +2 / -0

The PENGUIN Nadler podium strut.

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Rollndtx 2 points ago +2 / -0

🎶 “They Weeble and they Wobble but they don’t fall down.” 🎶

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suckmycorona 56 points ago +56 / -0

I thank liberal women for dying their hair purple or blue because then I know to stay away lol.

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deplorablehamster 54 points ago +54 / -0

It's just like in nature, bright colors mean "Avoid me, I'm toxic"

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SullaDidNothingWrong 8 points ago +8 / -0

lol kek underrated comment

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Centipedealicious 5 points ago +5 / -0

So underrated. I’m going to use this, thanks!

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Paul-Revere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Username checks out. Hamsters blend into their natural surroundings! 🐹

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Plugthegamey [S] 31 points ago +32 / -1

Hahaha yeah like my neighbor across the street. I feel bad for the little daughter with purple hair. If my 5 year old daughter brought over another 5 year old with purple hair it would raise some HUGE red flags about her mother's mental health. Probably wouldn't want my children going over their house or becoming besties with them. Also the husband is a fat druid and I think there's two complete families living in that 2 bedroom house across the street....and they're breeding and selling dogs over there......

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Saltyminer11 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sorry, I will not let my kids be friends with kids with purple hair.

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this_mortal_coil 3 points ago +4 / -1

You must live near my neighborhood lol

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Epicsoundwaves 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a weird, fine line. My hair was pink for a little bit, but it's long and healthy and flowing. I've always been conservative but also love dying my hair. No facial piercings though!

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Ferzth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like Everytown, USA

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DroolingElmo 16 points ago +17 / -1

My purple haired, tie dye wearing wife is as maga as you can get.

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Saltyminer11 9 points ago +9 / -0

Exception to every rule

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Skogin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rare Pepe!

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terablelizard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tie dye clothing is fine but what's wrong with her natural hair color?

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Epicsoundwaves 3 points ago +3 / -0

Meeee

I will admit when I dyed it blue I didn't like how I looked like a liberal

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MAGApie 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just like the rest of nature. See bright colors, leave it alone.

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AntiDespot 7 points ago +7 / -0

It does work nicely.

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wantsomegetsome 9 points ago +9 / -0

GOD I love this! what a radical concept huh...will you marry me? hehe

MAGA!

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Rufus_Shinra 5 points ago +5 / -0

The left naturally attracts the worst types of people. Lazy, don't take responsibility and have serious issues. The Dems love these types because all they have to do is promise to take care of them and they will submit and gladly give up all their freedoms.

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Epicsoundwaves 3 points ago +3 / -0

See I'm working in a professional setting and want to be the badass speech therapist covered in tattoos with pink hair that loves Trump and votes red in CA

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KekistanIsFree 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds reasonable. Do you, boo!

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Chosimbaone 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's because they realize that hygiene and self-care aren't just patriarchal constructs intended to keep them down and men superior.

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davidgrouchy01 15 points ago +17 / -2

My God! They're beautiful.

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1Crabbyoldfucker 7 points ago +7 / -0

YES THEY ARE!!! DO YOU KNOW WHY 9 OUT 10 LIBERAL WOMEN ARE BUTT UGLY ? BECAUSE THE 10TH ONE IS A MAN.

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Ferzth 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the other 9 are questionable . . .

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Marius 2 points ago +4 / -2

Patriotism makes them beautiful!

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Paul-Revere 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hijacking: since this nice post has nearly 6,000 upvotes.... I suggest GEOTUS fly in our MAGA skateboarder and dog to the DC rally on Jan 6th!!!