This fact always makes me laugh. No woman needs 43 assistants to do their make up, they do it on their own all their lives 😂. Us men though? We sure as hell would need 43 assistants to help us.
"You wanna talk about wives man what are you doing? You got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing!" - The Epic Rap Battle of History episode where they did Mittens vs Sorentoro.
The entire Brietbart comment section under these photos yesterday was saying that too. I think eople used to feel they should probably keep their thoughts on that to themselves 4 years ago, but they don't even care now. And they aren't holding back on the obvious.
The soetero’s best friends leased their daughters to 44. Seriously. If you haven’t seen the 2 girls compared to the lady & her husband you gotta look it up. Mindblowing. Sorry, don’t have a link or recall their name either. There’s NO pics of Big Mike pregnant. Anywhere.
After Obama won the election in 2008, The New York Times published an article with the following title-
Obama’s Friends Form Strategy to Stay Close
From the article-
As years passed and babies arrived, the group [The Obamas and Nesbitts] meshed over barbecues, husbands-against-wives Scrabble games and tennis lessons. They vacationed together: in December, with the Obamas in Hawaii; in August, with Ms. Jarrett on Martha’s Vineyard. Mr. Nesbitt’s wife, Dr. Anita Blanchard, delivered nearly all the children, and the adults became their godparents.
Nesbitt and Blanchard are Malia and Sasha's godparents and look just like them.
Here's a link to an archived Lead News story deboonking the conspiracy theory. Check the pictures though and tell me this sentence from the deboonking convinces you afterwards-
Fake News: Malia And Sasha Were NOT Loaned To Obamas By Their Real Parents
Malia and Sasha don't look like Barack and Michelle, but they sure look like Anita and Marty. It proves nothing. A cursory comparison of a child's photo with an adult cannot determine if someone is or isn't a that child's parent. That's why courts (and Maury Povich) require DNA tests to prove paternity. To the average white eye, Malia might look somewhat like Nesbitt, but she looks remarkably like Barack Obama. See below:
bro u racist niggas are so simple minded lmao for every ugly black bitch i can show u 10 busted ass white chicks brah it got nothin to do with race u brain stem iq fuck stain. there are stupid fire pure black bitches out there just like there are stupid fire mixed or pure white or pure asian etc.
sayin some clown shit like durr but only black bitches with white genes in them are sexy is literally some simple minded primate logic u racist trashcan.
get ur shit outta here. this place is for making this beautiful republic great again. racist niggas like u got no place here or even in this republic.
I've seen you post here before - you're a cool guy haha. Hard to get bitter with you. Not hatin' dude, just being honest. We ALL have a place here.
If you can show me a beautiful black woman who doesn't have European-style facial features, go ahead! Prove me wrong, and help me to change my views while ur at it!
Beauty has little to do with race; the assumption that non-white races are somehow 'less attractive' absurdly implies that only whites cared about beauty when they took wives over the past several millenia; this is obviously false. The average attractiveness levels across all races are more or less the same.
The one holding the phone and the last one look quite masculine. The 3rd/4th woman is okay, but nothing spesh (e.g: high forehead and bulbous nose) - maybe a less pretty version of the woman with the red Trump shirt here.
The second looks photoshopped to high heaven, and also looks like an SJW.
I like the first one the best, but her nose needs to be a bit smaller and lips a little less puffy to perfectly complement her otherwise attractive (and sorry to say, European-esque) features.
this is obviously false
Of course, but we can still all change at different rates.
Technically, Louisa Adams, John Quincy Adam’s wife, was also born outside of the US or Thirteen colonies (London 1775). I can’t find if she came to America before it was founded though (Wikipedia says her family were in England and France during the revolution; unsourced)
I want to see "her" stand up in the photo of them kayaking around Hawaii. One of the few times I have seen a photo of Mooch in a bathing suit. If "she" had been in one in the past, "she" always had on a pair of shorts over it, to cover up strategic areas.
There are a couple of physical things that really give it away tho, or at least there isn't much of an explanation for them. That's why I wasn't thinking it was a joke. Plus, I am a female, so I saw the diff ...
He definitely HAD a penis but i'm pretty sure it's gone now. No idea when the op was but there was a recent video of him working out in spandex ((BARF)) and there was no sausage to be found. But NOBODY can watch the Ellen video from 2015 and say that is not a gorilla with male genitalia. Not even my own mother.
Those fashion experts probably hated her. Only thing that makes sense, considering how unflattering most of her clothes were. Of course dressing somebody like her, with her thick thighs and hips and flat everything else (btw, one reason why I am somewhat unwilling to buy the idea that she is trans - those are pretty wide hips, especially when seen from behind) well is somewhat (okay, that is an understatement) harder than dressing well is for Melania with her model's body, but it IS possible. Michelle mostly looked like somebody's servant or the cleaning lady trying to blend in with the fashionable crowd, with clothes which might as well have been bought from a Walmart sale.
I always thought fashion helpers must be laughing in the closet after what they got her to wear. Remember those great big flower clown brooches? Hideous! and the boob belt.
But she sure hasn't improved after either. What I remember too well are the photos of her in the hideous yellow gown - which looked like a damn dressing gown - and glitter thigh high boots which just didn't go with that yellow at all which were splashed everywhere after she wore them on, I think it was Ellen DeGeneres show. One of the pictures of her you could use as an example for some "how not to dress" or "lots of money but no fashion sense" -articles. No damn class to be seen there.
Either she still uses the same "fashion experts" who still hate her - or despise her - or she herself has no idea whatsoever of how to dress. Possibly a combination of those two...
She wore that enormous yellow circus tent dress with those boots on a show with Sarah Jessica Parker, who is the size of a Christmas elf, and it was hilarious. I think SJP stepped back a bit when the big yellow threat came close.
I agree, u/Mona1950. I recall all of "her" dresses when she first appeared on mag covers, etc., (I didn't even look after that) were some kind of high-waisted/empire style thing, and the MSM was trying to push it off on everyone like it was some fantastic new "look". Probably more like cuz designers could not get around the fact that guys don't have a waist like a female and it was impossible to make anything for "her" that looked remotely attractive. smh.
Absolutely. I'd like to be a fly on the wall, listening to what they (think tanks, MSM, pols, etc., etc.) were and still are actually saying to each other. "Don't believe your lying eyes. Or ears. Or brain." Right? SMH. Merry Christmas, Mona1950. 🎄🎁🎅🙏🌟
I tell ya, for a media that screams about acceptance, they sure as fuck have a hard time accepting us. Its their loss, they don't want to sell magazines. If they put her on the front page they sure as fuck would sell out.
But terrorists, racists, dictators and even just run-of-the-mill worthless trash like "celebrities" and FAS-afflicted Swedish kids used as political props, are on magazine covers, and we're told how "brave" and "important" they are.
7 languages, long legs, long hair, fake boobs, toned, tanned, fit. Knows how to actually do makeup and carries herself with poise.
It's almost like they're intimidated by her or something. But who cares, we love her, and most importantly BIG DON loves her. Melania is the woman who settled down Trump...that tells you that caliber and class of woman she is.
it's fake news, but from all the photos I have seen, her projection and separation are impossible without implants. maybe genetically blessed and really expensive custom bras
You are overthinking things there boss millions of different sets of them out there all are different "Your Opinion" about they "Just cain't be real" doesn't count. I have never looked at her and thought those can't be real, c'mon give the gal a break if you don't know for sure just assume she is a natural beauty
You have a legit, professional supermodel as the most prominent female at the head of our country and you don't take advantage of it? Your loss retards.
Melanie took over the mantle as most beautiful and elegant first lady from Jacqueline Kennedy. For the next 100 plus years, all future First Ladies will be Compared to Melania Trump.
LOL of course they did! All the morbidly obese, fugly, SJWs that read those garbage magazines would be offended by her beauty. " This is not what a REAL woman looks like!!!" cry some more, pigs.
Our choice is for a new media network to form under Patriot values and Trump guidance. Then FLOTUS can grace the cover of every magazine... (might as well custom design some REAL mags with her image on it... I’d be first in line to buy those!!!)
I was told for 8 years that Michelle Obama was gorgeous. That alone triggered my bs meter for fake news.
https://i.maga.host/xzDxUYk.png
It's like a combo of Oprah and Mike Tyson.
I always thought Big Mike looked like Patrick Ewing in drag.
Dude does not look like a lady!
43 "assistants" to melanias 4.
I guess we know how many people it takes to hide a big ole cock in a dress for 8 years
Tthe correct answer is 43!
Takes that many trannies just to wrap the duct tape!
They had two fuggin dog handlers to the turn of 100,000/year
That was his crew of trannies, mooching off the American Taxpayer.
This fact always makes me laugh. No woman needs 43 assistants to do their make up, they do it on their own all their lives 😂. Us men though? We sure as hell would need 43 assistants to help us.
If you’re referring to Larry Sinclair, Obama did coke with him and blew him, and then called him the next day so he could blow him some more.
Obama smoked crack while Larry did coke and gave Barry a bj I believe.
Allegedly means for sure.
Looks like a Fat Albert character.
And yet she'll raise taxes on sodas and sweets, when she can't even take care of herself.
Hey Hey Hey
I am sure you meant Donald Duck, right?
Can’t unsee 😆 🤣
Yeah it was just TMI.
"You wanna talk about wives man what are you doing? You got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing!" - The Epic Rap Battle of History episode where they did Mittens vs Sorentoro.
Big Mike sure is packing on the pounds, all those free meals from lobbyists ....
I'll just leave this here http://themillenniumreport.com/2020/10/finally-conclusive-proof-michelle-obama-really-is-big-mike/
They are talking about Big Mike Micheal La Vaughn not Iron Mike Tyson
More like Mike Tyson and Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Fuck Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
Neil can go choke on a bag of dicks, fuck him. Finally saw through his bullshit a few years ago.
mike tyson to take the edge off ugly
How about a NSFW there, pede.
Dude!!!!! Not during Christmas!!!!!
Come on man!
You know, the thing!
())========================D~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MICHELLE OBAMA AKA-->"BIG MIKE" IS A TRANS!!
The entire Brietbart comment section under these photos yesterday was saying that too. I think eople used to feel they should probably keep their thoughts on that to themselves 4 years ago, but they don't even care now. And they aren't holding back on the obvious.
He got a dick bro.
doctor friends
The soetero’s best friends leased their daughters to 44. Seriously. If you haven’t seen the 2 girls compared to the lady & her husband you gotta look it up. Mindblowing. Sorry, don’t have a link or recall their name either. There’s NO pics of Big Mike pregnant. Anywhere.
After Obama won the election in 2008, The New York Times published an article with the following title-
Obama’s Friends Form Strategy to Stay Close
From the article-
https://archive.is/EwGYv
According to her University of Chicago bio, Anita Blanchard, MD is an OB/GYN,
https://archive.is/nhrFD
Her husband is Martin Nesbitt.
Nesbitt and Blanchard are Malia and Sasha's godparents and look just like them.
Here's a link to an archived Lead News story deboonking the conspiracy theory. Check the pictures though and tell me this sentence from the deboonking convinces you afterwards-
Fake News: Malia And Sasha Were NOT Loaned To Obamas By Their Real Parents
https://archive.is/nBWc5
A test tube.
They always had 2 best friends around, a couple....its their kids.
There are so many beautiful black women in the world. Somehow Mike always managed to look like he was wearing a potato sack.
While true, I tend to find such women to be half white or have more European-esque features. Examples: https://i.maga.host/3gwli8l.png
bro u racist niggas are so simple minded lmao for every ugly black bitch i can show u 10 busted ass white chicks brah it got nothin to do with race u brain stem iq fuck stain. there are stupid fire pure black bitches out there just like there are stupid fire mixed or pure white or pure asian etc.
sayin some clown shit like durr but only black bitches with white genes in them are sexy is literally some simple minded primate logic u racist trashcan.
get ur shit outta here. this place is for making this beautiful republic great again. racist niggas like u got no place here or even in this republic.
I've seen you post here before - you're a cool guy haha. Hard to get bitter with you. Not hatin' dude, just being honest. We ALL have a place here.
If you can show me a beautiful black woman who doesn't have European-style facial features, go ahead! Prove me wrong, and help me to change my views while ur at it!
It really shouldn't have to be proved wrong in this day and age, but here's a few that should practically be universally attractive:
https://maga.host/g/oubedk1
Beauty has little to do with race; the assumption that non-white races are somehow 'less attractive' absurdly implies that only whites cared about beauty when they took wives over the past several millenia; this is obviously false. The average attractiveness levels across all races are more or less the same.
The one holding the phone and the last one look quite masculine. The 3rd/4th woman is okay, but nothing spesh (e.g: high forehead and bulbous nose) - maybe a less pretty version of the woman with the red Trump shirt here.
The second looks photoshopped to high heaven, and also looks like an SJW.
I like the first one the best, but her nose needs to be a bit smaller and lips a little less puffy to perfectly complement her otherwise attractive (and sorry to say, European-esque) features.
Of course, but we can still all change at different rates.
I think the bottom right girl is very pretty. It's cool how different people have different tastes.
As a Texas redneck, I gotta say I agree.
Queen LaTundra in the middle looks like she ate a few Europeans. 😂
Yep, she's the odd one out for sure! In my view, she's the one with more typical African features and not European-style features.
Dude looked like a lady
I mean, not a bad looking man.
Goddess Empress of the United States!
Only immigrant First Lady in American history
Technically, Louisa Adams, John Quincy Adam’s wife, was also born outside of the US or Thirteen colonies (London 1775). I can’t find if she came to America before it was founded though (Wikipedia says her family were in England and France during the revolution; unsourced)
Nope . Louisa Adams was born in London. I think she emigrated here.
Clearly that makes her a foreign agent. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Prolly a Russian?!! REEEeeee!!!!
Only first lady whose first language is NOT English!
And Big Mike was on every cover. ANDDDD she had shitty taste in clothes.
She also has a penis
Except when on Ellen and walking down stairs
That stairs video, that hog be floppin all over the place.
I want to see "her" stand up in the photo of them kayaking around Hawaii. One of the few times I have seen a photo of Mooch in a bathing suit. If "she" had been in one in the past, "she" always had on a pair of shorts over it, to cover up strategic areas.
There are a couple of physical things that really give it away tho, or at least there isn't much of an explanation for them. That's why I wasn't thinking it was a joke. Plus, I am a female, so I saw the diff ...
He definitely HAD a penis but i'm pretty sure it's gone now. No idea when the op was but there was a recent video of him working out in spandex ((BARF)) and there was no sausage to be found. But NOBODY can watch the Ellen video from 2015 and say that is not a gorilla with male genitalia. Not even my own mother.
Details, details...
A female penis, you bigot! /s
And she didn't even pick them herself. One of her 37 staff, supposed top fashion experts did.
Those fashion experts probably hated her. Only thing that makes sense, considering how unflattering most of her clothes were. Of course dressing somebody like her, with her thick thighs and hips and flat everything else (btw, one reason why I am somewhat unwilling to buy the idea that she is trans - those are pretty wide hips, especially when seen from behind) well is somewhat (okay, that is an understatement) harder than dressing well is for Melania with her model's body, but it IS possible. Michelle mostly looked like somebody's servant or the cleaning lady trying to blend in with the fashionable crowd, with clothes which might as well have been bought from a Walmart sale.
I always thought fashion helpers must be laughing in the closet after what they got her to wear. Remember those great big flower clown brooches? Hideous! and the boob belt.
Yep.
But she sure hasn't improved after either. What I remember too well are the photos of her in the hideous yellow gown - which looked like a damn dressing gown - and glitter thigh high boots which just didn't go with that yellow at all which were splashed everywhere after she wore them on, I think it was Ellen DeGeneres show. One of the pictures of her you could use as an example for some "how not to dress" or "lots of money but no fashion sense" -articles. No damn class to be seen there.
Either she still uses the same "fashion experts" who still hate her - or despise her - or she herself has no idea whatsoever of how to dress. Possibly a combination of those two...
She wore that enormous yellow circus tent dress with those boots on a show with Sarah Jessica Parker, who is the size of a Christmas elf, and it was hilarious. I think SJP stepped back a bit when the big yellow threat came close.
I always turn those magazines around in the checkout line.
Me too!
I agree, u/Mona1950. I recall all of "her" dresses when she first appeared on mag covers, etc., (I didn't even look after that) were some kind of high-waisted/empire style thing, and the MSM was trying to push it off on everyone like it was some fantastic new "look". Probably more like cuz designers could not get around the fact that guys don't have a waist like a female and it was impossible to make anything for "her" that looked remotely attractive. smh.
Trying To give him a feminine form. Guess what, didn’t work!
Great assessment. Her clothes were hideous to me and I think everybody was lying when they said she looked good. Couldn't fool me! FAKE NEWS
Absolutely. I'd like to be a fly on the wall, listening to what they (think tanks, MSM, pols, etc., etc.) were and still are actually saying to each other. "Don't believe your lying eyes. Or ears. Or brain." Right? SMH. Merry Christmas, Mona1950. 🎄🎁🎅🙏🌟
There's something really cute about this.
Yeah, not sure what exactly is "fake news" in this instance - the Breitbart tweet? But it's nice to see him standing up for her.
Merry Christmas Melania. I’ve always wanted GEOTUS to tweet about me for Christmas
I tell ya, for a media that screams about acceptance, they sure as fuck have a hard time accepting us. Its their loss, they don't want to sell magazines. If they put her on the front page they sure as fuck would sell out.
Right. When you listen to the audio tape, Melania is expressing how much more important the children are than decorating. And she is right.
She’s beautiful Mr. President, you’re a lucky man!
We have a literal supermodel for FLOTUS and these cucks have been ignoring the shit out of her and Big Mike is still on magazine covers its so dumb
But terrorists, racists, dictators and even just run-of-the-mill worthless trash like "celebrities" and FAS-afflicted Swedish kids used as political props, are on magazine covers, and we're told how "brave" and "important" they are.
How dare you!
The hottest, elegant, and probably the most intelligent of all time.
More beautiful and as least as elegant as Jackie O.
Even at her age she is one of the most beautiful women ever. Doesn't hurt she isn't a dumb bimbo either.
She is our Angel of MAGA and the Best FLOTUS God ever gave America!
if you ain't got haters you not doing it right!! Best FLOTUS ever!
Beautiful and Smart and Patriotic. The List goes on. We truly have the best First Lady Folks.
Melania is based, beautiful, brilliant, and beatific. 😍😍😍😍
Yet they posted pictures of a baboon tranny in a dress for 8 years and called it “beautiful”... eat shit Obama.
7 languages, long legs, long hair, fake boobs, toned, tanned, fit. Knows how to actually do makeup and carries herself with poise.
It's almost like they're intimidated by her or something. But who cares, we love her, and most importantly BIG DON loves her. Melania is the woman who settled down Trump...that tells you that caliber and class of woman she is.
You got a link proving the fake boobs dude, I doubt it she doesn't come off as vain to me
She got them during her "kidney condition" hiatus,
https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/1010514/melania-trump-double-news-donald-fake-gardening
it's fake news, but from all the photos I have seen, her projection and separation are impossible without implants. maybe genetically blessed and really expensive custom bras
You are overthinking things there boss millions of different sets of them out there all are different "Your Opinion" about they "Just cain't be real" doesn't count. I have never looked at her and thought those can't be real, c'mon give the gal a break if you don't know for sure just assume she is a natural beauty
It’s because they hate conservative women
Ugly broads and fags .. those are the only assholes who care what bulimic cokeheaded whores litter the covers of fashion mags.
Melania is too good for those rags anyway.
Melania is an angel change my mind
You have a legit, professional supermodel as the most prominent female at the head of our country and you don't take advantage of it? Your loss retards.
Fight for the first lady!
The most beautiful by miles and miles
Melanie took over the mantle as most beautiful and elegant first lady from Jacqueline Kennedy. For the next 100 plus years, all future First Ladies will be Compared to Melania Trump.
All except Jill Biden... Cuz Trump Won.
Heck, you know Joe tried to Sniff her hair once.
The lying fake news media truly is the enemy of the people!
Fashion Elites NOW prefer the 400 pound hippo with a seeping pickle port, skin lesions, a shaved head and open boils on it reptilian carcass.
Of course Big Mike w/ his strapdown flinging about while exiting a dorm is another fav.
She is fine asf
LOL of course they did! All the morbidly obese, fugly, SJWs that read those garbage magazines would be offended by her beauty. " This is not what a REAL woman looks like!!!" cry some more, pigs.
It was their loss. Would have sold a ton. Biggest losers.
Start your own media They will collapse
The only way back is by creating our own version of everything.
It's Christmas where the fuck is the IA???
Put big Mike next to Melania. There is no comparison Melania is gorgeous.
Our choice is for a new media network to form under Patriot values and Trump guidance. Then FLOTUS can grace the cover of every magazine... (might as well custom design some REAL mags with her image on it... I’d be first in line to buy those!!!)
Not disputed by Twitter. Fact.
she definitely married him because of love! it had nothing to do with his money!
Wait, do people seriously think big mike is better than melania?
A shoutout to VOAT?
The actual real crime against the country and we all know it as does Trump.
In a way this is good. Sometimes you gotta keep the gems hidden.