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posted ago by atomchurch ago by atomchurch +33 / -2

Just so they can have more reason to pull people over and harass them. Man the ccp is out in the open these days.

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ancillasedet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sources close to the Jolly Old Elf say that Santa was delivering wooden toys to the RV and due to it not having a chimney, reindeer farts became concentrated inside and when the owner got up and turned on the lights an explosion was the result. Rudolph was unavailable for comment, but sources close to him (xim) say that the reindeers' flatulence may have been caused by soy milk that someone left out for Santa.

Merry Christmas!

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Bzmentor 3 points ago +3 / -0

CNN guest says "Masks could have totally prevented this !!!". ... REMEMBER: If you can smell a FART with your mask on, IT'S NOT WORKING !!!