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tonysoprano 79 points ago +80 / -1

Those cookies look fantastic. Maybe the best cookies ever. Other cookies are a complete disaster. You know it. I know it. Everyone agrees.

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workinating 34 points ago +34 / -0

Taste the hair. Will be wild.

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LiTe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Smell the hair, it will be exotic.

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V43_of_ii_dim 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe, is that you?

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bootsy_two_scoops 20 points ago +20 / -0

We’ve got the biggest cookies. The most beautiful cookies. Really incredible stuff our people are doing here, folks. Unlike anything you’ve ever seen before.

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SpaceForceMAGA 17 points ago +17 / -0

I’ve got people calling me about our cookies, they say “Mr. President, it’s unlike anything we’ve ever seen” and I agree, what we’ve done is incredible, so thank you.

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Our people are working overtime to give the American people the cookies they deserve..... Nobody has ever done anything like it. There's great icing on both sides. You love it. I love it. Everybody loves it.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 14 points ago +14 / -0

Bigly.

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Tookens 9 points ago +9 / -0

People are saying...

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BobbyLee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Other cookies are the biggest fraud in the history of this country

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UndercoverInCA 29 points ago +30 / -1

I ❤️ Christmas and fuck anyone that tries to take it away from us

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illidann 10 points ago +10 / -0

The real profanity is trying to take away chistmas because you want to steal an election with a CCP virus

So yes fuck them.

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KillaKrayon 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's just a shit liberal shill, pay them no mind. Just like IRL they don't matter.

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simonverde1 16 points ago +16 / -0

Those cookies are AMAZING. Did you hand make the Pepe cookie cutter?

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MurmaidMan [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Cut it with a knife... But that's giving me ideas...

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simonverde1 9 points ago +9 / -0

DO EET

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CheckSix 12 points ago +13 / -1

Whaaaaaattt?!?! The finest cookies, the best anyone's ever seen.

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CommieCrats 9 points ago +9 / -0

someone will talk trash about these cookies but they will be fake news,

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BobbyLee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some second rate reporter is very rude

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Mona1950 8 points ago +8 / -0

Good work there. Lot of work went into our President.

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 7 points ago +7 / -0

OP, have you got tips for pedes looking to reproduce your beautiful cookies?

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MurmaidMan [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hmm, I used alot of Bob Ross pallette knife techniques with a butter knife. Wetter frosting spreads over drier frosting.

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Snoozebum 7 points ago +7 / -0

The golden rule of frosting!!

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V43_of_ii_dim 2 points ago +3 / -1

These cookies just put wetter frosting in my pants.

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Pederella 2 points ago +2 / -0

🙈

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RedPillLegendMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

THE BIGGEST LEAGUE!!!!!

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Gipgm2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Orange Man GOOOOD!

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Pederella 3 points ago +3 / -0

And tasty, too.

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MurmaidMan [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Orange man rad

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Harold_sachs 6 points ago +6 / -0

We have a lot of tremendous people out there making Christmas cookies. These cookies were incredible. Nobody has ever seen cookies like this, that I can tell ya.

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MurmaidMan [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ok I think this is a sign I need to make more based patriot art for you very fine people!

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rightwingthunder 4 points ago +4 / -0

beautiful the icing looks delicious too

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BloodElfSupporter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look amazing!

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CindyT 4 points ago +4 / -0

Very special. Excellent artistry too. Thanks for sharing 😊

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TraitorJoes 4 points ago +4 / -0

That Trump Cookie is perfect!

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TacticalKeyboard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha nice! Merry Christmas!

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MurmaidMan [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Merry Christmas!

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Rreidy8286 4 points ago +4 / -0

I want one.

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MurmaidMan [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Really thank you all for the support and encouragement. I like most of you have been prone to bouts of dooming and black pills, frantically checking rising for "the big drop" even when I should be enjoying family. This gave me something better to latch onto today. I want to do more to contribute positivity, hope, and fun. I want to do this more. I love you all, merry Christmas!

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young_roshi 3 points ago +3 / -0

tremendous work here.

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Brownwaterboys 3 points ago +3 / -0

they're so epic i almost dont even wanna eat them

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quiznossucks1 3 points ago +3 / -0

did you leave any for Santa ?

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MyAuntFanny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cookie art!

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DJT_JR6544 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is awesome! Merry Christmas!

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MurmaidMan [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Merry Christmas!

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V43_of_ii_dim 3 points ago +3 / -0

MAGA CHRISTMAS EVERYPEDE!

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Tharin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Excuse me its BIGLY btw. Just sayin. But yes your cookies are nice. BIGLY...

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Proudboy420 3 points ago +3 / -0

Living bigly leads to the Big League

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cucumbersandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nailed it :)

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Useful_Vidiots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amazing stuff here today! Merry Christmas!

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midwestgal 2 points ago +2 / -0

There sure are some talented people here!

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ArkansasMaven 2 points ago +2 / -0

Woo!! They look delish. Merry Christmas.

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BarBaQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should be great with a hot covfefe.

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EagleI 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent craftsmanship!

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bubbletea 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too pretty to eat

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Margincrew 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awesome cookies! This is why they don’t want families to gather. Things get real...really great!

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GeneralBoobs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love this. Especially how even we know it looks sorta like a puckered b-hole when he says CHY-NA (and other Democrat entities), because of the disgust. This man knows how to use body language and you captured it perfectly!

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MurmaidMan [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is probably my favorite comment, whole family laughed around the Christmas tree xD

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KillaKrayon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pepe cookies are the best!!!

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are getting reports from all over the world some say that these really are the greatest cookies. Better than any other cookies by a lot.

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Dpatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best cookies. Total GOAT. Other cookies are trash.

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fluffykitten 2 points ago +2 / -0

praise kookies

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Lurkers4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump supporters make great cookies, perhaps the best cookies, ever. Believe me folks.

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Naitachal 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂

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Jilcice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny. Good ones.