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posted ago by kingyippie ago by kingyippie +5833 / -2
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Zadok 257 points ago +261 / -4

RV owners need background checks. They are just too easy to buy.

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bigdickhangsright 223 points ago +224 / -1

And no extended mileage fuel tanks. No one needs to drive that far.

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Mtnlion667 94 points ago +95 / -1

This guy gets it

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deleted 68 points ago +69 / -1
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Im_Not_Rattled 37 points ago +38 / -1

Especially no need for super slides!

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keeponwinning 39 points ago +40 / -1

Nobody needs extendable campers, or the thing that goes up!

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Jdubs2711 39 points ago +40 / -1

What if we just ban assault RVs?

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1776ThereIsaidIt 23 points ago +23 / -0

Made me think of the EM-50.

https://youtu.be/g1QMTzX5geQ

No one needs military style assault RV's!!!

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nateyboy 11 points ago +11 / -0

I only need a two wheel pop-up, I think everything more expensive should be illegal.

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levarrishawk 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Hell yes we're gonna take your Winnebago!" - Beto O'Roarke Sometime in 2021

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Food4thought 24 points ago +25 / -1

"fully, semi-automatic slides"

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 10 points ago +11 / -1

"super slide?"Baaah. I'm 15 years out of the loop. In my era (long live my 21' Chinook Concourse!) slides were a great way to get stuck after they failed to retract.

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Strib1 9 points ago +9 / -0

I hear stereo whoop whoop whoop when you say Chinook.

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Nomoralcompass89 6 points ago +6 / -0

I heard this comment in my head.

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Deemike 11 points ago +11 / -0

We should limit wheel capacity to four. And special keys for slide outs.

(Note: I own a 2020 Keystone Cougar 5th wheel 364BHL. I know it’s not actually a FIFTH wheel)

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Shively 3 points ago +3 / -0

I drive truck and it identifies as a car, especially after I removed my trailer. its a car now, its pronouns are

its / car

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morrowlane 2 points ago +2 / -0

Idk, my RV is a Suburban with a Jerry bed (very racist), with snatch blocks, a hundred feet of 1/4 braided steel, a tree wrap kit, ... 3 tourniquets, quick clot, 3 pistols (somewhere), an AED, about 4 thousand pounds of tie downs, a towing kit that would make brown women blush, and more kid shit in the back two rows that would make a white woman blush.

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morrowlane 1 point ago +1 / -0

just a dad.

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Grandfathers_Hands 35 points ago +36 / -1

Need restrictions on mufflers as well.

RVs do not need to be that quiet. Think about how deadly they could be if they were that quiet.

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DonnieRamesJio 22 points ago +23 / -1

And clearly mark the Grey Water hose so the guy who needs your gas knows where NOT to siphon

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 11 points ago +11 / -0

I miss the days of the black water macerator/exhaust box incinerators. As you drove you sprayed powdered dried shit out the back end of your rv. The peasants trying to climb up your rv's ass during uphill driving never knew why they had to use their windshield wipers.

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GainesvilleFlorida 14 points ago +15 / -1

I’m sure this thread is making so many RV owners grin ear to ear

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DrCowboyPresident 10 points ago +10 / -0

This thread is making me think of Lloyd Bonafide, the fake personality Phil Hendrie made up. He has a Winnebago Chieftan and if you tailgate him, he'll throw his wife's cat into your convertible or block you off and toss your family in the Snake River

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bratt 2 points ago +2 / -0

The camper's tongue needs to be at minimum 18 feet long.

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sirtra 16 points ago +17 / -1

I'm very concerned about RV's with dark tinted and blacked out windows. What are they concealing in those RV's? Do the windows really need tinting?

I've watched breaking bad and seen some of the stuff that can go on in these criminal transportation devices!

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bigdickhangsright 14 points ago +15 / -1

Could be making meth, could be making hot dogs. 🤷

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sirtra 9 points ago +9 / -0

I hope its not hotdogs, we're in a pandemic atm.. just consider the health implications of an asymptomatic person serving tainted hotdogs.. easily 100k additional covid deaths by the end if the year

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workinating 4 points ago +4 / -0

This. LITERALLY shaking.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 10 points ago +12 / -2

And remove all mufflers silencers .. because, as Hillary will tell you, RVs with silencers kill more people than any other RVs.

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workinating 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, they are completely silent with muffler silencers. Only installed to kill the blind.

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Redpillgirlfrommars 44 points ago +45 / -1

Umm there is literally no reason anyone should own an RV. Our founding fathers never imagined we’d have the kinds of modern travel that we do. Our constitution is ONLY talking about horse and buggies, not RVs.

Bigot.

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NADSAQ 6 points ago +6 / -0

but also the founding fathers foresaw the need for the right to privacy creating a shadow of a penumbra of your right for on demand due date abortion

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BigMikesBlackCock 13 points ago +15 / -2

We should at least sample their piss!

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DonnieRamesJio 8 points ago +9 / -1

Adam Schitt wine tasting event?

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 4 points ago +5 / -1

Take my upvote you saucy bastard.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 7 points ago +7 / -0

And their needs to be an outright ban on high capacity waste tanks as well. Nobody needs to store that much shit.

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Zadok 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good point. We better get the EPA involved. Imagine the toxic waste spill if one of those tanks were to rupture.

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JiggsawCalrissian 73 points ago +74 / -1

We need a total national lockdown to stop the RV menace!

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NoFucks2Give 5 points ago +5 / -0

So far the count is 1 person dead per exploding RV. So I guess the answer to PP’s question has more has to do with our tolerance of the exploding RV phenomenon, and whether one person per exploding RV is within our “acceptable” range of tolerance. I think most would say that is an acceptable range, compared to, say, Ryder trucks that explode and the ratio inherent to that.

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workinating 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds like a 100% death toll to me.

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cucks_on_parade 1 point ago +1 / -0

You referring to the possible tissue they found?

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NoFucks2Give 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heard “human remains”.....I would guess whoever was trying to defuse it at the time it triggered would be small hamburger pieces in a very wide radius. I hope the deep state was the target and it was one of their schmucks that was sent in to try and defuse, and who is now in a million pieces. That thought makes me happy.

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cucks_on_parade 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nobody was known to be killed yet. The on scene cops were evacuating the buildings and the bomb squad had not arrived yet. One thought that crossed my mind is that maybe there was someone in the RV. Like a high visibility murder to send a message to someone? Really curious to find out if this is something other than a terrorist attack..

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Boilingsnowflakes4u 16 points ago +17 / -1

It’s hard to do that from prison..

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CahalTheMad 8 points ago +9 / -1

Even harder from the grave...

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DeltaJulietteTango 5 points ago +5 / -0

*preferable

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wooof, tough crowd tonight, tough crowd.

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BeBest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clap for that, you stupid bastards.

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LindaSarsourCunt 27 points ago +28 / -1

Vending machines, bro. Like fucking 9 people die from there every year. Ban vending machines.

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workinating 3 points ago +3 / -0

Especially the fully automatic change making kind.

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Bronski 2 points ago +2 / -0

WORST.MOVIE.LINE.EVER

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WolfRider 17 points ago +18 / -1

Finally! We are having the important discussions!

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4Mitchell4 14 points ago +16 / -2

good one

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JamesBlomey 14 points ago +15 / -1

Dr Vanna White should outlaw R and V. Thinking of the children, of course.

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ProphetOfKek 13 points ago +14 / -1

Nobody has outlawed assault vans, why RVs?

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DonnieRamesJio 10 points ago +11 / -1

High capacity ghost conversions with unlimited captain seats

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Mtnlion667 7 points ago +8 / -1

F'n captain seats

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Sexual-Assault-Rifle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Serial numbers not protruding, very very disrespectful!

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Matticus 12 points ago +13 / -1

Fully automatic assault campers.

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LoobintheToobin 6 points ago +7 / -1

I have a new life's goal. Ty

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DonnieRamesJio 4 points ago +5 / -1

Just get a teardrop trailer. You know. Just tow it with your legs, blonde hairy ones

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TeachersUnionsSUCK 1 point ago +1 / -0

yoo....

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rcstl 11 points ago +12 / -1

Only, ONLY, the fully automatic ones!

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Junionthepipeline 5 points ago +6 / -1

Worlds best anti theft device is a 18 speed

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befehlistbefehl 9 points ago +10 / -1

All of them!

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DangleBarry 8 points ago +9 / -1

Ban semi trucks, too.

They are just high-capacity RVs!

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Pede3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even libs wouldn't go that far. They wouldn't last a week without the deliveries. Losing power for a few hours causes them to panic on local messageboards about how they will eat.

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OtisTheTownDrunk 5 points ago +6 / -1

Now they've reported that a body has been found there.

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LoobintheToobin 2 points ago +3 / -1

Link?

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Im_Not_Rattled 3 points ago +4 / -1

https://www.newschannel5.com Nashville channel 5 reported it.

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +2 / -1

Thanks!

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SpookySpook 5 points ago +6 / -1

ASSAULT RV

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freepreview 3 points ago +3 / -0

Urban Assault Vehicle from the movie “Stripes” anyone?

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 3 points ago +4 / -1

Dunno if info on a particular Fleetwood concept rv is still on the web. Relatively short, off-road able, waterproof interior, dirt and mud resistant. lots of bungie overhead storage. Still breaks my heart that they never took it into production.

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FormerGraveheart 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope they based it on a Mack truck chassis so they could call it the Fleetwood Mack.

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK, why the fuck would someone downvote that particular post?

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Nomoralcompass89 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rosie O'Donnell and her fat fingers is all i got for reasons fren.

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 3 points ago +3 / -0

God Bless you for that. That put a smile on my face.

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Nomoralcompass89 2 points ago +2 / -0

You as well, i hope you had a merry Christmas!

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I did. You and yours as well and a blessed 2021 for all.

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because we often have some leftard in here doing a single downvote on every comment. That's all that was.

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HeavenlyTrumpets 5 points ago +6 / -1

All kidding aside, the powers that be dislike RVs. Too much freedom and not enough strings. I'm not an RV owner but I know this is true.

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DonnieRamesJio 4 points ago +5 / -1

California needs a common sense 2-tarp limit: if you feel you need more than that, learn to fix roof leaks better

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FreedomFighters 4 points ago +4 / -0

RV Lock Down coming soon!

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The_Emperor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Already an Executive Order of curfew in response!

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Strib1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably rented from Soro's RV and Tow Dolly Center.

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CaptainButthurt 4 points ago +5 / -1

Was it a fully automatic RV?

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Cheesemaker 4 points ago +5 / -1

Maybe they should make bombings illegal? That will stop it from happening.

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Matticus 4 points ago +5 / -1

Thats too far, people have rights. We just need to declare certain places to be boom free zones

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556x45mm 1 point ago +2 / -1

Throws guy out the window meme

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Mtnlion667 3 points ago +4 / -1

"reasonable RV laws"

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AllModsGoToHell 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joke all you want, they'll continue to take your rights away and import Africans.

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Peashout 3 points ago +3 / -0

14 days to stop the RV curve.

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Class A license"

That's why I always went Class C baby. Nobody pays attention to Class C stealth machines.

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speedychef 3 points ago +4 / -1

If just one person can be saved... Oh wait. You aren't talking about abortion.

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andre9000 3 points ago +4 / -1

My RV has a 300 gal capacity. COME AND GET IT GLOWIE.

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 2 points ago +2 / -0

300 gallon? Did you buy that fat bastard from SpaceX?

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TurdinPunchBowl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe I could come hang out in the tank?...

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lenchodahated 3 points ago +4 / -1

“how many rapes have to occur before you chop your dick off”

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Zadok 3 points ago +4 / -1

Studies confirm that some rapes might happen in RVs.

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RusherOfDin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was looking up some Airstream campers online recently. Do you suppose I'm on a list now?

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Junionthepipeline 3 points ago +3 / -0

You already were caucasian

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Found the glowing rv plant,

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Reclaimer69 3 points ago +4 / -1

Ban RV slide outs. No one needs that much room.

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minotaurbeach 3 points ago +4 / -1

No no, you got it all wrong, We need more safety courses for people that choose to make bombs

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LostViking1985 3 points ago +4 / -1

Nobody needs a full auto-mobile RV

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Deadpool 3 points ago +4 / -1

We only need common sense regulations on the black ones that are full automatic transmission.

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Suture_Self 3 points ago +4 / -1

Why would anyone NEED a fully automatic RV? They don't have them in Europe and everyone knows that every single person in Europe is living the high life in peace and harmony.

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 3 points ago +4 / -1

Europe's concept of an rv is a smart car pulling a (small) dumpster.

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Once again my post was downvoted. What's up Mr. Happy Downarrow?

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TurdinPunchBowl 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂 I’m rolling over here!

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WinstonO1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

These RV's...are Proven Killers...as History can Easily Point out! Actually ANYthing with 4 wheels or more...Is BaDDD

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WinstonO1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL...Yes!

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BasedInvestor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like at least one person for goodness sake.

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WinWinSovereign 2 points ago +2 / -0

If just one life could be saved...

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coinneach007 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's one of covid's symptoms

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TheHonestOtter 2 points ago +2 / -0

The RV was automatic. We need to ban automatic and semi automatic RV.

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Gr4ck3L 2 points ago +2 / -0

ALL OF THEM

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Devildtails 2 points ago +2 / -0

Since the politicians didn’t protect the country from this RV problem, they should be locked down in quarantine until the public gets answers. I’m ok with GITMO.

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FireannDireach 2 points ago +2 / -0

RVS ARE VIOLENCE! - liberals, tomorrow.

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LoobintheToobin 2 points ago +3 / -1

Commie logic... it’s insidious.

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Lord_Yeezus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t give them any ideas...