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reactor 72 points ago +74 / -2

also why would they play a warning on a loudspeaker telling everyone to evac?

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ladylibright 54 points ago +54 / -0

My partner and I were just talking about this too. Very polite and courteous terrorists if true 😂😂

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TrumpTrainChoooChoo2 14 points ago +14 / -0

??

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BigIronBigIron 8 points ago +8 / -0

It would literally be easier to fly to the Congo and grab random monkeys until you catch one that tests positive for ebola.

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SirSeizureSalad 3 points ago +3 / -0

But what if Nick Cage stole the constitution

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LadyLuck 3 points ago +4 / -1

They were Canadian.

/ducks