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TheOne1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Merry Christmas anyway... ;-)

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chez_blunts [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you

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TheOne1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mazel tov because I don't know how to say "your welcome" in Yiddish... ;-)

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chez_blunts [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you

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PaganRob 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just get some Chinese food.

When I lived in NY I always saw Chinese places doing big business on Christmas - for Jews mostly. My wife's family is part Jewish and even though she's Christian she still wants Chinese food for Christmas because it's sort of a tradition.

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chez_blunts [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't eat from Chinese restaurants anymore. For one, Chinese people generally never wash their hands after using the bathroom. On top of that, my friend who is Chinese advised me not to eat from Chinese restaurants because of low health standards. There's a reason why it's so cheap.

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PaganRob 4 points ago +4 / -0

Eating at filthy hole in the walls is how I got my Covid immunity.

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TuxPseudo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I too have superhuman immunity from armpit Chinese restaurants. Thanks China?

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PaganRob 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only thing China exported to America that's useful, aside from Bruce lee.

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rantbicker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus probably thinks the same thing.

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purple_nitrile 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it illegal to eat christmas snow as a Jew?

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