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The_Memetect 10 points ago +10 / -0

if he turns out to be a trump supporter then you know this is a psy-op

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MakeAmericaWinAgain 9 points ago +9 / -0

FBI: we’ve been following this guy for years

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PROBE 4 points ago +5 / -1

It's gotten to the point where the only thing that's going to get me to actually believe any of these agencies about anything is if they invent a time machine and take me straight to the event before it happens so I can watch it all unfold.

Even then I'm probably just going to suspect they have me in a simulation and are still lying to me.

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rossagesausage 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder which poor SOB they killed as their patsy.

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Dirk_Diggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminds me of the plot in the movie The Long Kiss Goodnight.

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RussianAgent13 3 points ago +3 / -0

We found this typed suicide note that was somehow not destroyed in the blast.

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oraoraoraora 3 points ago +3 / -0

Glad we have our letter agencies to pretend to investigate the crimes they commit

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JamesBlomey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perfect except for a regulation sized FBI staple impression and double perforation in the corner of the documents.

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FelixChips 1 point ago +1 / -0

How many Americans legally own an RPG launcher? How easy is it to get one, legally or otherwise?

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FollowTheLight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Morgue missing any John Doe corpses?