There was once a man who didn't want America to fall. He put his money where his mouth is and became president of us all. He built walls to protect us and made our economy strong. But at every turn, most everyone he knew said he was wrong. They did everything in their power to stall and obstruct. They saw America as something ripe to be plucked. Running out of options because no one would hear his case. Our President, Donald J Trump, called out to his base. "January 6th. Be there. Will be wild!" he exclaimed! It's time for us to ensure America is reclaimed! Patriots of every stripe heeded his plea. We'll push these commie fuckers out into the sea! Yeah, it might get bad and the tree of liberty may get refreshed. Whatever happens, we'll press on for we will not be oppressed. Black, white and everything in between, Be in D.C. on the 6th so you can be heard and seen! Bring whatever "party favors" you can legally source Whispers But if you bring something illegal then for fucks sake leave it out of sight and save it for main course.

Real talk:

1. Stop broadcasting your intentions. People are watching.

2. If you go armed, ensure your firearm is not primed. You don't want to be like that "not fucking around" militia that shot their own.

3. Ensure that you bring a lot of non-perishable food and if you take prescription medications, ensure that you have at least another bottle. We don't know how long this is going to last.

4. For those of you who can't go, monitor the situation. If it looks like we're in it for the long haul, send us supplies if you can. If you're poor then just send us your love and high energy!

5.Bring a gas mask or respirator with goggles.

6. Ensure that you have several lighters or a fire starting kit. They're handy tools and we're in the middle of winter. Also, maybe bring a small tent.

7. I love you, Pedes. Whatever happens, it's been an honor. This is going to be historical and you are going to be a part of it