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Reality_Check 12 points ago +12 / -0

Omg it's black science man! Did you know he's black and does science?! Take that, whitey!

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MaineCoonster 3 points ago +3 / -0

We must follow the science. We must cancel all Christmas traditions as they are clearly flawed. All the whites have to leave the USA for the criminal act of creating western Christmas traditions that are against science.

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khrysiis 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah, that dumbshit doesn't realize it works just the opposite for the flying strain of reindeer.

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phlons 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or that they would have to be magical in order to visit every house in 24 hours....

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killerbeblue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Neil DeGayAss Tyson

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ancillasedet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aerodynamics 101.

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OrthamVega 4 points ago +4 / -0

Great now do big mike!

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Trump4allz [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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plotsandplans 4 points ago +4 / -0

ROFLOL Did he just conflate sex and gender? Can't even keep his own B.S. straight. Classic flaw of liberalism - all the lies are too hard to keep track of. Truth on the other hand is easy.

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Trump4allz [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

LMAO

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AmericanBeef 4 points ago +4 / -0

Saving the world one asinine tweet at a time...

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Trythisagain 3 points ago +3 / -0

So, he really believes in β€œSanta clause”, dummy.

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stripperlover 3 points ago +3 / -0

oh im glad he cleared this up, this has been a concern of everyones for quite some time.

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MaxItout 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does someone want to Break it to him? I mean let him down gently. He still believes a 2000 year old fat man hurls through the sky either using Magic or traveling 12X the speed of light to deliver presents that would take Millions of elves to make and the concentrated manufacturing facilities on the North pole would be seen from space.

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Trump4allz [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You sound like a Santa bigot 🀣

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Apersonofinterest 1 point ago +1 / -0

He got coal in his stocking one too many times.

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hiddensfinger 3 points ago +3 / -0

I took 2mins to find they drop in nov and december on older bull caribou

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Trump4allz [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK

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JiggsawCalrissian 3 points ago +3 / -0

No tweet about how reindeer cant fly fast enough to cover all houses in 1 night / checkmate christmas tweet? From neil "ruining fun is fun for me" degrasse Tyson

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wethedownvoted 3 points ago +3 / -0

Must be humiliating to be an astrophysicist forced to adopt the language of pseudo-science

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arthur_morgan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh God, he's insufferable. Whenever he shows up on TV, I turn the channel. He has a terminal case of OPD - Obnoxious Personality Disorder.

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SenditDownrange 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard that Neil deGassed Tyson also punches babies and kicks dogs.

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Apersonofinterest 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heard it from a source who heard it from a source who heard it from a source you been kicking dogs around.

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AT_Finn 1 point ago +2 / -1

Well step #1 is stop giving him attention.

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Trump4allz [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks Gatekeeper.