Here's an alternate route, if all else fails. Get your ass to Texas.
Force a vote to secede from the union. Texas contributes 75% of all of America's energy needs. If Texas withheld that resource from the US, it would plunge the US into the Dark Ages within a month. It's your negotiating tool.
Sure, they would send their forces against Texas, but without oil, their army wouldn't get very far for very long.
They know how dangerous that idea is to the US, which is why the FBI henchmen were threatening the good people of Texas who got together to plan the secession.
It won't be easy, but if enough patriots move to Texas, it will be possible.
That should be the last option. Take the country back. Liberty or death.
I am not taking a position on the possibility or probability of this situation...
But I'm down.
If plan B arrives, I HOPE lil' S.D. can handle the northern border of our conglomerate!!! ; )