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SteelMongoose 21 points ago +21 / -0

I'm willing to fight a 12-round exhibition match with McConnell with all proceeds going to charity.

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TrueRedWhiteandBlue 15 points ago +15 / -0

That's not fair he ain't got no chin!

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SteelMongoose 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, but that gigantic turkey waddle is like armor plate in the ring.

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donaldismydad 2 points ago +2 / -0

can't go for the jugular when it is encased in 10 layers of neck fatty tissue like liddle bitch mitch!

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BS2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd pay more and there would be a huge purse if Bitch McConnell and PissPants Pelosi had a match --to the death. That would draw more viewership than the moon landing

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SteelMongoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'd both take a dive, and they'd never let the purse go to charity.

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BS2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

ha good point -- they're professional weasels -- they would find a way to game the system