Carry some of those long skinny balloons in your pocket, and when they ask you to put a mask on, act like you don't understand, start gesturing really exaggeratedly like a mime, and slowly pull a balloon out. Then blow it up and make a balloon animal. As their jaw drops in stunned disbelief, hand it to them and walk right by and continue shoppping. Also, wear a black & white striped sweater. Beret optional.
When you hand them the balloon, which your mouth was just on, that's an act of bioterrorism and you will be arrested and sent to gitmo for the rest of your days.
LOL, good point, didn't think of that! They do have these little hand pumps specifically for those kind of balloons for making balloon animals that you could bring with you and use. Would help you sell the whole "I'm a mime on my day off going shopping" persona. ;-)
"I no speak Engrish."
Carry some of those long skinny balloons in your pocket, and when they ask you to put a mask on, act like you don't understand, start gesturing really exaggeratedly like a mime, and slowly pull a balloon out. Then blow it up and make a balloon animal. As their jaw drops in stunned disbelief, hand it to them and walk right by and continue shoppping. Also, wear a black & white striped sweater. Beret optional.
🎉🎈🎪 Honk Honk! 🎪🎈🎉
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When you hand them the balloon, which your mouth was just on, that's an act of bioterrorism and you will be arrested and sent to gitmo for the rest of your days.
LOL, good point, didn't think of that! They do have these little hand pumps specifically for those kind of balloons for making balloon animals that you could bring with you and use. Would help you sell the whole "I'm a mime on my day off going shopping" persona. ;-)
This.
Especially if they don't have bilingual signs. I like this tactic.