Witnesses? Next you'll be telling me they have testimony, video evidence, hard forensic data on voting machine "glitches", compounding statistical anomalies, suspiciously fresh ballots from "people" living at post offices, and the hilariously unbelievable assertion that Creepy Joe Biden, the man with tens of people at his rallies, is the most popular president in history.

The court will yawn and dismiss before looking at any of it.