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Time to do a little simping (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Decoded ago by Decoded +283 / -6
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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Simping over a 12 year old? Where do you think we are? Joe Biden’s house?

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Slenderman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shes a little girl how is this attractive?

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FooLyCooLie 2 points ago +2 / -0

simping

OP said it. Not him.

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young_roshi 7 points ago +9 / -2

I could draft a stimulus plan for her very quickly. It would be the best one.

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otistoole 7 points ago +7 / -0

Too young fr me

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NeoDragoon 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yeah....I'm going to have to see some ID before she attempts to get on this ride...

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ShiterallyLaking 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not a leftist though, so I don't simp.

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Bigdaddyhaze 2 points ago +3 / -1

meh get over yourself

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Cali_kid 1 point ago +3 / -2

Damn real nice

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Steven4385 1 point ago +3 / -2

MAGAnificent

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MAGALogic 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lovely flowers and I like the little AMERICAN flag! And the MAGA lady is good too!

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Error404 0 points ago +1 / -1

My divorce is almost through.... haha just kidding.. seriously though.... just kidding

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Ryoten 0 points ago +1 / -1

I have a confused boner.

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patrioticwinning3 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Maga girls are the best girls! They also hate SIMPS!

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IGfodder 2 points ago +3 / -1

Lol I dont smoke anymore, haven't for about 7 years now. Shit made me lazy.

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IGfodder -2 points ago +2 / -4

Lol no man, I haven't seen anything about a bunch of people talking about sucking farts so I'm not sure what your talking about. The comment i made was something a friend of mine said in college about a chicken he was interested in. He said it while we were smoking pot and it made everyone laugh their asses off. It was something that stuck with me because I thought it was so funny. The hell is a mudslime?

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IGfodder -2 points ago +1 / -3

Gotcha. Yeah, definitely not with the sand people.

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Cali_kid -4 points ago +3 / -7

I'll suck her toes