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FusionRealm 11 points ago +11 / -0

It used to just be called "The Weather"

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GreenScreen 7 points ago +7 / -0

The only thing the experts are ever wrong about is the date. Trust the Science™.

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Shakakka99 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Siberian Somalian climate"

Calm down everyone, it was just a simple spelling mistake.

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SBOJ_JOBS 6 points ago +6 / -0

2004: "Britain is plunged into a 'Siberian' climate by 2020"

vs

"Within a few years winter snowfall will become a very rare and exciting even. Children just aren't going to know what snow is" -Dr David Viner, Senior research scientist at the climatic research unit (CRU) of the University of East Anglia - Mar 20, 2000

And thus...

At any point in time, those who deny that climate has always changed and modern changes are well within the limits of observed historical climate change can easily say "we wuz right!". But only because they have predicted all possible outcomes.

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TightyWhitey 3 points ago +3 / -0

And now that we have already shown that we will accept a lockdown, I am SURE they will lock us down to help “save the climate”.

They’ll start with one day a year where everyone has to stay inside, and they’ll put a positive spin on in (i.e. “Everyone gets the day off work!”). After that, it will be once a week...then “Oh no! The world is ending!! Stay inside indefinitely!”

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blankoutcome 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chicken Little was my favourite story when I was 4, who knew it was predicting my future.

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blankoutcome 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hah more like africa/subcontinent.

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TwitterIsTrash 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only thing they got right was “widespread riots”, but none of them are about the climate

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