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ProphetBoi 33 points ago +33 / -0

I never knew, all this time I've been protecting my identity

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ProphetBoi 28 points ago +28 / -0

So lemme get this straight. They can track our phone usage. Our faces. Our walking patterns. And our butts when we poop.

But they can't track votes?

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Hanging_Chad 12 points ago +12 / -0

In the future, we will be able to vote by toilet with sphincter ID verification. #1 for R or #2 for D, then submit your flush

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johnrambo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well the CAN, just didn't.

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Cyborgpatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

theyd never thought she would lose