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Rosebushes420 95 points ago +96 / -1

They are ripping fathers away from seeing the birth of children, but they're allowed to twerk with balloons on their asses.

"deadly pandemic" my balls.

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GreenScreen 31 points ago +31 / -0

"deadly pandemic my balls"

I'm granting you my TDW comment of the day award. Keep up the good work.

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TheBeardsman 9 points ago +9 / -0

We're doing a home birth this time. I'm basically over the medical industrial complex.

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PrairieRaine88 2 points ago +2 / -0

My prayers for an easy and healthy delivery of your little one.

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MAGAsoyboyslayer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep. I saw my baby for one second while wife was recovering from csection. Then then wanted me to wait 8 hrs and wear 2 masks in a hallway. I said f that and left then came back. Wife got pi

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45fan 5 points ago +5 / -0

They probably would "pandemic" your balls given that level of thottery.

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Error404 3 points ago +3 / -0

That enrages me for others. I saw the birth of both my son and daughter and it’s a beautiful memory you can’t re-enact or make up for. As a solo parent, those single moments are the most precious.