“Look at me. Do you see the hurt I evoke in my faggoty face? Look at how I hurrrrrt. Feel my anguish as I convey my feelings regarding orange man bad, as you gaze upon my furrowed brows and sad mouth as I look into the camera. How can you not feel the same, and not be persuaded by my narrative as I express and emote such sad sad sadness?”

I bet he looks completely different when he is not on camera. If not, can you imagine being around him all the time and having to look at that? Fuck.