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TEXinLA 13 points ago +14 / -1

Play the game from under the table.

Move your game pieces without strategy. When your sons laugh, say "Listen FAT" and challenge them to push-outs outside.

When one of your sons launches an attack, quarantine their mode of attack.

All quarantined game pieces are out of the game for at least 14 days.

Draw circles around your strongholds. Yell "You're a Dog Faced Pony Soldier" to anyone who approaches. Then quarantine them.

Rinse and repeat.

Celebrate your win. Call yourself Scrappy Joe and sniff the nearest small child.

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jughaid 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's also the Corn Pop defense. Tell them to get off the board, call them Esther, and then rattle a six-foot chain. Even if your sons are bad dudes, it works every time.

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is true.

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deleted 5 points ago +6 / -1
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Nancypelosisoldliver 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd buy that in a heartbeat

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DesertRock 5 points ago +5 / -0

Everyone usually hits peak rage about 2 hours in.

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OnlyTrump20 4 points ago +4 / -0

"So, Ukraine is game to you?"

https://youtu.be/fzLtF_PxbYw

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motrhed3 1 point ago +1 / -0

that has to be one hell of a long subway ride.

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ChadRudy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Three Words: Advanced Squad Leader.

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Trumper926 2 points ago +2 / -0

Germany is loaded up. Nice.

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ALCOloco 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good times!

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T-Bear 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awesome game!

This, and Risk for global domination!

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gorfehtepep2 2 points ago +2 / -0

nice loved me some A&A back in the day

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CharlesDemar72 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fortress America would be an appropriate one to watch this year.

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BringTheLightInside 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great game! Grew up playing it!

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Tcrlaf1 1 point ago +1 / -0

As long as I can hold Australia, WGAF?

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Aaron_maga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like a great time.

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Brickwell 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is an on-line and desktop sort of version of this called Lux Alliance. Kind of like a mix between Risk and Axis andAllies.

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SurrenderFreeman 1 point ago +2 / -1

Bitch version

Real men play on the original.

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suckmycorona 1 point ago +1 / -0

Name the game this year government vs citizens.

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Rageof4wa 1 point ago +1 / -0

My friend and I would play that all the time when I spent the night at his house 25-30 years ago.

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Deplorable1 2 points ago +2 / -0

My buddies and I used to play weekend long games in high school. Probably should have been picking up girls instead. Japan was my go to country. No battle of Midway = hard as fuck Japan. Conquer India, China, and the Soviet far East, become industrial super power. Hope you partner didn't blow it in Europe.

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monskiactual 0 points ago +1 / -1

what a great game.. offer to bid additional IPC for the right to play Axis. additional units, lowest bid wins. the allies have a very clear advantage..