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posted ago by BuyPepe ago by BuyPepe +647 / -7
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OperationCatSpeed 8 points ago +8 / -0

Guns assigned at conception. All coitus should be mandated to have at least three guns present in the event of pregnancy.

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OperationCatSpeed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just a suggestion for some patriot foreplay.

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K-Harbour -1 points ago +1 / -2

Pitchforks are more practical on several levels.

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floop_oclock 1 point ago +2 / -1

More practical for kicking the can down the road maybe.

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tcriv 17 points ago +17 / -0

would the founders go unarmed?

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JudicialDredd 7 points ago +7 / -0

Shit, they passed no gun laws. Guess we'll have to call off this whole freedom thing.

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blackbirdbluesky 5 points ago +5 / -0

The founders would have been “stackin bodies” by now. If you listen closely you can even hear them from the heavens shouting “WTF are you fagots waiting for”

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RoninIV 13 points ago +13 / -0

Go armed! Keep in groups with your head on a swivel. Use inexpensive walkie-talkies for comms as cell signals will most likely be jammed. Wear a camera rig to record everything while keeping your hands free. Balistc eye protection and a helmet should be standard.

We're at war. Time to act like it!

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NoFupaLords 12 points ago +14 / -2

I'm going caveman style. Melee weapons only.

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FRONT_TOWARD_LEFT 13 points ago +16 / -3

Same here. I have been working upper-body endurance for a couple of months now.

It's a calculated risk. A gun charge in DC--even if the steal is shot down--will likely bankrupt me, drain my retirement savings, and land me in prison.

If being unarmed gets me killed, my wife gets those savings and can start drawing on the IRA portion as straight income immediately without the 10% penalty.

I have no desire to see what happens if the democrats, RINOs, and their Red Chinese masters succeed with this steal.

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floop_oclock 12 points ago +12 / -0

Your savings and IRA will mean jack diddly dickshit if this travesty of an election is allowed to pass. And this travesty of an election WILL pass if the government doesn't feel any genuine pressure. If enough people come armed, they won't be able to arrest us. If we aren't able to do that, if we don't have the balls to do that, what fucking reason do the dems have to believe that we will start a civil war?

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FRONT_TOWARD_LEFT 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know that. Going without is in case everyone else cucks out.

Meantime, I might get a chance to kick the fuck out of some hippies. That was a thing when I was coming up in the early 80s and was no longer an option when I went to college.

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FRONT_TOWARD_LEFT 1 point ago +1 / -0

And another thing: Mobs dragging these fuckers out into the street and stomping them to death counts as genuine pressure.

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OperationCatSpeed 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have some pretty awesome life insurance. I’ll rest easy knowing some insurance company would have to pay out in the event of my death.

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Burmeister 9 points ago +9 / -0

lol this is what we do in Denmark. We have to dig up our old Axes and shields.

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x79q3pb 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey Denmark! Visited you in the summer, was magical.

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Burmeister 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well right now we got a criminal government trying to destroy it. Don´t worry we will deal with them soon enough after battlefield US has been won!

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TrumpDynastyForever 2 points ago +3 / -1

Same, got no vehicle or spot to stay for the night so i'm leaving mine at home. Melees all day.

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Fallingshadow 11 points ago +11 / -0

I believe guns should be allowed everywhere. Military bases, federal buildings, you name it. I'm not a criminal by default just because I have a gun.

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Scottish_Patriot 10 points ago +11 / -1

All this Nashville and RV - likely false flag Could be to have all vehicles entering DC for Jan 6th to be stopped and searched by law I for cement to confiscate your weapons - just saying

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17Patriot777 8 points ago +8 / -0

They are gonna get a bullet in the face lmfao

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stabbingmandrill 1 point ago +1 / -0

City of Indianapolis v. Edmond, 531 U.S. 32 (2000)

Police may not conduct roadblocks "whose primary purpose is to detect evidence of ordinary criminal wrongdoing." Such roadblocks must have a specific primary purpose, such as keeping roadways safe from impaired drivers, or enforcing border security.

And yes, I know that law enforcement ignores the constitution and SCOTUS rulings all the time. The point is, if you're willing to break the law to protect your 2nd Amendment rights, you had also better be willing to do so to protect your other rights as well. Any roadblocks/checkpoints used to violate our rights are unconsitutional. Treat them accordingly.

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Thep1mp 2 points ago +2 / -0

So if Congress fucks us on Jan 6 you don’t think that’s the time to fight? When should we fight, cuck? Maybe you just don’t have that kind of fight in you? I don’t know you, but you sound like a timid pussy. You don’t want to break their laws? What if Biden outlaws guns all together? Then you won’t have guns as an option any more by your logic.

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MAGA_Centurion 0 points ago +4 / -4

Or as we call it here, a cuck.

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AngryAsian 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just remember, the police are not your friends, helping the fat fucks in uniform in any way will come back to bite you in the ass

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FoxAintGotFriends 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's fair but what's the plan if they do have checkpoints setup for incoming vehicles?

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cryogen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Armed groups gather together and intimidate them, push them out, and otherwise detain them. Become the police -- the "well regulated militia" -- or they will do all of the "securing."

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Thep1mp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. It’s our capitol. When the government no longer represents the will of the people it’s time to crack heads. Strength in numbers.

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FoxAintGotFriends 0 points ago +2 / -2

You think that's likely in the most heavily policed and defended city in America with access to military, national guard, SS, full surveilance, etc...?

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cryogen 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you think that the police and military will fire on peaceful, but armed, protestors in the hundreds of thousands or millions when they are trying to force out corruption, then everything is already lost.

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FoxAintGotFriends 1 point ago +1 / -0

no no I don't think they'll do that but if we start storming buildings, firing at antifa, and getting aggro then they'll put us down and there are a lot of people here who are hoping to storm buildings and fire shots on that day.

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cryogen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nowhere did I call for any of that list of actions. I answered a specific question: what to do if there are "checkpoints" or other roadblocks by police or national guard or whoever set up to prevent ingress to the capital and/or to prevent armed citizen presence. The solution is for people to band together in insurmountable numbers, weapons at the ready, and then push them out and/or detain them; using the weapons only as a last resort if they aggress against the people. The police and military will not fight peaceful, armed, and resolute patriots who are on their way to secure the country, as you just said yourself. If you're afraid of police even in numbers enough to overwhelm them, this is also already over and everyone might as well bow down to our new Chicom overlords.

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OZ00MSTALLGEESE 5 points ago +5 / -0

ALL GUN LAWS ARE UNCONSTITUTIONAL

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TrumpDynastyForever 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some of us don't have a car or a spot to stay so we'll be counting on you pedes who brought yours to cover us if shit pops off.

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TrumpDynastyForever 4 points ago +4 / -0

Son of medical professionals, I can at least stitch you up.

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theneverman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Double negatives confuse

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Deplorable_in_PA 1 point ago +6 / -5

WTF good is it going to do any of us to get arrested on gun charges in DC? My guns are not toys or protest props. They only come out when it's time for shit to get real.

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MAGA_Centurion 1 point ago +2 / -1

You shoot people infringing your rights? Herp derp?

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Thep1mp 1 point ago +1 / -0

And if Congress fucks us on Jan 6 you don’t think that’s time for shit to get real? When do you propose that might be? If that happens then Congress needs do be dragged from the Capitol and it should fucking burn to the ground. Not sure what more you need to see to make you realize shit is already getting real.

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Dragofireheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't believe in openly carrying in DC.

(Splinter Cell intensifies)

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MattWoodPA 0 points ago +3 / -3

If your super pro gun in dc write your address and ip ..save this atf troll some time.

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TheKingOL -3 points ago +2 / -5

You dummies gonna look really silly sitting in a cell when the real shit goes down.

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TheKingOL 1 point ago +1 / -0

You doing the hanging, cowboy? This is the exact problem faced today, the Gowdy effect. All talk, no action. Or when there is action, irrational spit spray in every direction. Why don't you try a little tactical decision making, and spare yourself the embarrassment of your estragon fueled ranting.

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Dessert4TWO69 -3 points ago +7 / -10

While you are sitting in jail, unarmed, and the war is going on outside, we will all be happy fucking idiots like you are not anywhere near us on the battle field.

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Dessert4TWO69 3 points ago +7 / -4

I am armed up and plan to be available when needed. You plan to premature arm up, get arrested, and be safe behind bars when you are needed. Fuck off loser.

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Dessert4TWO69 3 points ago +6 / -3

No chance if you support the above, as you will be in jail getting your back packed by the original poster.

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Dessert4TWO69 0 points ago +3 / -3

Where did you see me telling you to stay home? I just told you what your likely consequences will be if you go armed with guns into D.C. during a protest. Also, basing it on the idea that your gun is not registered in D.C. But even so, I do not believe you are allowed to carry during any protests regardless. And they are one of the most anti-gun places in America, so they are certainly planning to find people like you and arrest you and harass people like me trying to find people like you, and may even use your stupidity to prevent everyone else from getting into positions where the protest can be effective.

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Thep1mp 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s our job to make sure those arrests don’t happen. If we have 3 million patriots in DC then we are in control.

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Dessert4TWO69 2 points ago +3 / -1

I know it is bull shit, maybe after Trump wins we can make the nation more Constitutional.

Emptying the deep state will go a long way towards that goal.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 2 points ago +2 / -0

how can joe declare martial law if he's not president

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EvilGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nothing matters optics wise if Jan 6th fails. It's over. If we win the optics don't mean shit and if we lose well we might as well use our guns before they get confiscated anyways.