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July_1776 118 points ago +123 / -5

i'm really over all this, i'm so exhausted i just want to party.

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NeilPatrickCarrot 123 points ago +124 / -1

We've all gone bald and grinded our teeth down to nubs with two months of anxiety, an army of smeagols descending on DC

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Barack-Obama2 64 points ago +68 / -4

I rubbed my small cock raw watching Hunter videos.

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BigMikesD 27 points ago +27 / -0

its true, he also beat me off like i owed him money. 😔