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July_1776 181 points ago +181 / -0

if he says that during the inauguration i will spit out my beer

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BasedRetard 115 points ago +115 / -0

I can't stop laughing.

How lucky are we to live through this presidency?

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w00ly 16 points ago +16 / -0

They're about to find out.

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catchlightning 7 points ago +7 / -0

without fuckin around

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p8riot 39 points ago +39 / -0

Inauguration will be a giant MAGA rally

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TheWinningNeverStops 31 points ago +31 / -0

He then says he will invoke insurrection. My boner will be through the roof!

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Commiestomper69 16 points ago +16 / -0

My boner will break the glass ceiling.

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DZP1 12 points ago +12 / -0

My boner will have a boner, that wears a MAGA cap.

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Art-Vandelay41 5 points ago +6 / -1

The doctor cut my “MAGA cap” off when I was a baby.

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Carry_Your_Name 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's a bit of an oxymoron, but I have a good laugh at it nonetheless.

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

My boner will cut that glass ceiling, but I dont want any innocents getting injured so I wont break it.

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papaMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

i'll do a lot more than that...