I just look unapproachable and angry. It works pretty well. Walked right by ChynaMart security today and into the store without it. If all else fails, I refuse to put one on and waste as much of their time as possible and will not leave until manager kicks me out. Make this as difficult as possible for the communist stores that enforce this garbage. I find it to be great sport. Making a scene and all.

I identify as a raccoon!