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MegaMagaManX 7 points ago +7 / -0

DC has really strict knife laws too, but tell that to the scooter lezzies toting that switch blade that got ko'd with that helmet

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VapingTrumpsPiss 3 points ago +3 / -0

3 inches or less. You could probably get some good jabs in with three inches. Maybe. Lmao.

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was thinking of bringing my made in the USA steel hammer. Best thing to beat commies with.

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borscht-nazi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just pick one up from any hardware store on the way. I usually hockey-tape the handle too or use one of these: https://www.acmetools.com/shop/tools/stiletto-8-inch-airgrip-coldshrink-handle-grip-wrap-tube-ag102m

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Donald_Gear_Solid 10 points ago +10 / -0

This, batons are treated as deadly weapon in most if not all states. Bring a cane or whatnot, hardwood. I don't think pantifa will be there though, they might show up but our crowds will be so deep they will leave.

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VTubersAreWorthTheSi 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's not the issue, when everyone is going back to their hotels or cars That's when they come out.

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nc777 4 points ago +4 / -0

Attach a flag to it.🇺🇸.
Now it's an extendable steel flag.

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TrumpsWall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey bud. I like your moxie. However, these things won’t do much to an alpha male (luckily there isn’t any in Antifa). Case in point, have you seen the video of the proud boy knocking out the Antifa dude and his hat flying off? That was after the Antifa boy hit him with one of these things.

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Scooby721 1 point ago +1 / -0

A maglight will be your best friend.

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TrumpChampBelt 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you're in a big city, you're in a socialist shithole.

Don't obey fake laws. Just don't. But do it en masse, not by yourself. Otherwise everyone will just watch you get arrested alone.

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Jaqen 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is literally in the URL, and:

or any deadly or dangerous weapon capable of being so concealed

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Isolated_Patriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Carry a Maglite. Legal everywhere and can do serious damage when necessary.

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Scooby721 2 points ago +2 / -0

I second this. I'll have mine with me.

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young_roshi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Padlocks (with keys for plausible deniability) are good knuckle reinforcements, in the event of fisticuffs.

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MakeAmericaWinAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even a lighter

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Scooby721 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or sap gloves.

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Scooby721 2 points ago +2 / -0

Walmart bro. Around $30, much better than a baton.

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Only_Rosie_ODonnell 1 point ago +1 / -0

With some chain

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Donald_Gear_Solid 2 points ago +2 / -0

that will just fuck it up more, mine would get stuck, there is this wiggle technique I would use. Oil helps.

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DefKon1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was examining one three days ago, I didn't pick it up, but I might go back, can you tell me you're level of confidence for integrity after multiple heavy strikes? Will it bend out of shape do you think?

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Donald_Gear_Solid 1 point ago +1 / -0

Practice anti grab baton techniques, we used them in training.

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 2 points ago +2 / -0

A genuine ASP, from the ASP company, baton is very reliable. I've used them many times in my career. They work and they don't bend or break.

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DefKon1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, good info, thx! I will make sure what I'm looking at is ab ASP, I think it was, but I'll find out!🐸🇺🇸

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DefKon1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good to know, thx! I think I will go back and get me a Kommie Beater!..🐸🇺🇸

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comakevin76 4 points ago +4 / -0

Had something a little stronger in mind.

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MakeAmericaWinAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

coughAR-15cough

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Cali_Republican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Asps I know for sure are illegal in every state I've lived unless you're on duty law enforcement or licensed security.

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Gobberwarts 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you're going up against Nancy Kerrigan, this a great idea.

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SquareSaltine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Considered a deadly weapon in a lot of states, be careful

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RussianBot4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's still illegal. If thousands of people are carrying, then cops (A[DC]CAB) cannot do anything because they will be outnumbered.

However, there are super strong tactical umbrellas that can be used as a blunt tool.

A[DC]CAB

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Monsieur_Novembre 2 points ago +2 / -0

"The only state laws that ban the use of expandable batons are California, Massachusetts, New York, and Washington D.C." from http://whatlawyersknow.com/expandable-batons-legal/

There is plenty of pavement in DC and gravity will never let you down.

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borscht-nazi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just get a pair of these: https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0883/0264/products/E3-8BP_E3-12BP_E3-16BP_E3-24BP_E3-32BP.jpg

... or similar.

Also, the rubber hose is a wonderful tool, even a piece of garden hose is great.

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TrumpSteak 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stun guns and cattle prods

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ikeepforgettingname 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do not do this. This will net you a felony and lose your gun rights too.

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Saint_Duck 1 point ago +1 / -0

My bad back requires a SOLID wooden cane.

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pokeman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or black spray paint

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murph1953 1 point ago +2 / -1

Curious what Our Lady of the Sacred Mayorship will have prepared.

Hong Kong, smart people Camera solutions/"AirDrop" app pix anonymous, "Telegram" app encrypted texted. lasers, tin foil, subway tickets, finger prints, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32KTKXZZ-BI&feature=emb_rel_end

How Hong Kong Protestors Extinguish Tear gas canisters

https://thedonald.win/p/11RNtSGFM2/how-hong-kong-protestors-extingu/c/

lasers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIH_DfXJQY4&feature=emb_rel_end

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Strib1 1 point ago +1 / -0

A thick leather belt with a heavy buckle like a rodeo buckle ( sharpened edges so that they cinch up tight to keep your jeans on) do a great job of keeping of your pants up among other things.

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slaphappy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Variety in weapons is always the smart way to go. Look at the wide variety of weapons used in medieval warfare : maces, daggers, long swords, spears, shields, axes, halbards, pikes, crossbows...

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Chukzombi 0 points ago +1 / -1

money isnt illegal. get a few rolls of pennies and a sock. that baton will get you jail time.

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Moose0528 -5 points ago +1 / -6

No if you want to come but don’t want to bring a gun then do us all a favor and stay the fuck home. We need grown men, not little boys with sticks.

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young_roshi 9 points ago +9 / -0

There's strength in numbers. Gun or not, come to D.C.