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kudupoo 100 points ago +101 / -1

DO. NOT. EAT. THE. CHILE. PEPPERS. IN. THAT. FKN. PLACE!!!

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Awakened 46 points ago +46 / -0

Do you really need your lower intestines or sphincter?

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Barack-Obama2 61 points ago +61 / -0

I do for sexual reasons.

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NeoDragoon 44 points ago +44 / -0

Big Mike has entered the chat

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BigMikesBlackCock 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yo

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Saltyminer11 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol!

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Varangian 5 points ago +5 / -0

Knew that was you, Barry.

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Awakened 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m surprised Big Mike has left any piece of your sphincter left. You are truly brave and stunning.

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DanIsSwell 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh yeah. When a place like this calls something spicy, best take heed.

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Isolated_Patriot 15 points ago +15 / -0

People are usually given this warning when entering my house for the first time.

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speedychef 5 points ago +5 / -0

you've been there before?

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GibsonDawg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Got a story to share? C'mon. I enjoy the capsaicin suffering of others.

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stonepony 73 points ago +73 / -0

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

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JessHarper 11 points ago +15 / -4

DEF LEPPARD SUX!

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stonepony 15 points ago +15 / -0

YOU DO!

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lupe 3 points ago +3 / -0

IM NEW I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO IM NEW

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Yeow [S] 36 points ago +37 / -1

Not sure. With rigged machines, anything is possible.

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NeoDragoon 7 points ago +8 / -1

Nah, just give them free one way helicopter rides.

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BrockCage 4 points ago +4 / -0

If these machines are not gone we will have a Dem governor in 2022

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NickG 21 points ago +23 / -2

Yep 3.5% over 400K a year!! The commies have invaded my beloved Arizona.

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speedychef 2 points ago +3 / -1

What does this mean? If you have over 400k they take 3.5 percent?

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2Legit2Quit 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fucking bullshit. You all need an amendment to your constitution NOW eliminating all state income taxes AND an accompanying amendment requiring a 3/4 vote in each house to place a question on the ballot if they ever consider the income tax. Dammit, these damn commies are going to destroy Arizona.

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KILLARY4PRISON 2 points ago +2 / -0

Think of it as a property tax on everything.

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NickG 1 point ago +1 / -0

No if you make over 400K they tax you an extra 3.5% over regular state income tax.

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BrockCage 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yes, targeting small business and people who make over 200k a year. Money will be paid to the school system that refuses to operate currently

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Plugthegamey 2 points ago +2 / -0

School system catering to illegals...

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suckmycorona 15 points ago +15 / -0

Simpler quieter life. The life of both coast of one up ism is tiring and pointless. Live and let live and don’t judge.

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RobRipsDems 14 points ago +14 / -0

Rob Arizona? Come to Texas you can actually vote and it Counts.

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T-Rex32 15 points ago +16 / -1

I live in Texas and I'm not so sure....

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RobRipsDems 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yep! your Right their has been fraud in Taxas too. the commies infiltrated used voter fraud in every state within local state and fed Elections I'm sure this has been going on for a while under the radar.

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Cyer6 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think Texas will start going after these people after this election. They've arresting them and we have a very red legislature and judiciary. Our AG is a machine when it comes to slaying corrupt D's. If Abbott would get on board that would help. He's been a complete cuck with the rona BS.

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2Legit2Quit 4 points ago +4 / -0

They went after the health care worker in San Antonio who committed ballot fraud with the patients in the nursing home.

I guarantee they're going after that Houston signature bullshit that was stickied here a few days ago.

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BrockCage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only difference is Texas actually arrests these people and then it forces them to abandon their fraud operation. I remember them being so sure Texas would be blue in 2020

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dykstra89 8 points ago +8 / -0

gay, im gonna be stuck here all by myself eventually.

i'll never back down to these mask loving faggots

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rakgi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heard a certain president wants to help you out by giving you $2000 to leave california.

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't say that. You can get out. I thought I was gonna be stuck now things seemed to have came together finally so I can get out. With a son on the way I can't raise him in LA county

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dykstra89 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im just saying i dont ever want to have to leave this place. I love it here.

But yeah, raising kids in LA seems like a nightmare.

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's still nice places. They are falling apart tho. Your street may still look the same. But the downtown part of any city is like a 3rd world country. Except worse. I've been to third world countries. People hussle all day and night on the streets making money doing little jobs and selling trinkets and street food. At least they had somewhat of a free market economy. we don't even have that

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 6 points ago +6 / -0

If he drives a Ford, well, I just don't know what I'll do....

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Imransgarage 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m old enough to remember when everyone was complaining about Rob’s stance on vaccines lol.

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Cannotada 5 points ago +5 / -0

California is so fucked up you gotta pay taxes for leaving.

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KILLARY4PRISON 1 point ago +1 / -0

Up to 10 years after leaving in fact.

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1ValhallaJack 5 points ago +5 / -0

You should've picked Wyoming. Zero personal state tax. Company ownership completely private.

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Marchosias 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, but fuk the snow...

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Margincrew 4 points ago +5 / -1

No commies in site! Now AZ needs to clean out theor spineless, corrupt RINOs

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BlaineBug 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's the difference between California and Arizona?

About 1 inch.

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Morgio_Zoroder 4 points ago +4 / -0

Duece shoulda gone to Nevada where gigoloing is legal

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Michael032817 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s flipping blue Rob. Be careful happened to my state also.

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malkontent1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congrats. Now dont be retarded by voting for communists.

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BrockCage 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based Rob Schneider

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animehenat 3 points ago +3 / -0

That really is beautiful. I’m a New Yorker but I’m glad i got to visit the western states last year before BS lockdowns.

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Motherofdragonbabies 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can’t call them “yellow” whores, Rob!

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GorillaChannel1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get me a pound of jerky!

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pedeypete 2 points ago +2 / -0

YELLO WHORSE

Is this AOC's house?

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AlphaOmaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

I told him he could do it.

Or was it the other way around?

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intellectual-darkweb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based CA refugees are welcome. Progressive CA missionaries will find their stay very discouraging.

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queazy 1 point ago +4 / -3

Saw Rob Schneider doing stand up comedy around December 2019, he did talk about Trump. He's all like "I'm the only person here who's worked with him, I didn't see you in Home Alone 2". Rob then said he did some other gig for Trump, but he made fun of Trump. Afterwards Trump took him to the side and Trump said something like "I hate you, I hate you, you're the worst, I hate you". Personal experiences aside he seemed to be middle of the road with Trump, and said he was better than Obama who was always bombing children in the middle east. I myself have issues with Trump, and kind of feel like it's that Chinese saying "Bad man, good king".

So I don't think he's on the Trump train because of his past experiences, but he certainly is good about pointing some dumb things society is doing and should not be.

He also seemed to have exposed some darker things in Hollywood, career suicide, stating that Hollywood producers had sexually abused him (Terry Crews also admitted he had to go through this, who knew that Hollywood's casting couch also applied to the men). Seems like Adam Sandler was the only one who really gave him a chance, so he seemed very grateful to him and said he wished his friend had won an Oscar for Uncut Gems.

I do recommend his stand up comedy show. 30% of the jokes didn't land, but the 70% that did had me in absolute stitches, it was one of the funniest things I've seen in my life.