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Fromshitholegermany 11 points ago +11 / -0

Corona

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AlcoholicRetard [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good idea, very meme worthy.

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AlcoholicRetard [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

No fancy IPA shit, I’m trying to supply an army here and I’m not made of money.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 5 points ago +5 / -0

Free and cold are my favorite beers.

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AlcoholicRetard [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lucky for us it’s winter so they will be frosty cold by default.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 4 points ago +4 / -0

2 kegs of American made suds. Not picky.

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UnmaskedPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

PBR & Lonestar

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SgtSaltSpreader 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would come slinging nothing but Corona. At least if you drank enough of it you might actually get deathly ill from corona.

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DWink 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm kind of fond of Budweiser.

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unique_string 1 point ago +1 / -0

Theres some swill in fancy bottles called "old dominion lager" which is popular in the D.C. metro area. Also used to be Rolling Rock territory before Rolling Rock sold out to a globalist conglomerate

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Jack_Jack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yuengling Black and Tan for the celebration. Cannot go wrong.

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Rubicon_Don 1 point ago +1 / -0

1/2 Yuengling 1/2 Miller Lite

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CrusadingPowerUser 1 point ago +1 / -0

I always wanted to try it

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MattWoodPA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Need more lists of companies that have had trumps back all along ...

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Margincrew 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any company supporting Trump is a friend of my dollrs!

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Coorslight14 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh Hell NO, Coorslight all the way!

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ColoRADoPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

COORS

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Verrerogo 0 points ago +2 / -2

You may be stopped and detained for importing alcohol with intent to sell it, or without a license to transport it across state lines, if your car is full of it.

If you have more alcohol on board than a cop thinks is reasonable just for personal use.

Anyway, you may need to have a clear head. Perhaps take bottled water, gator aid, and caffeine soda. And food.

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Dem2MAGAConvert 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mr. Buzz Killington, ladies and gentlemen!

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AlcoholicRetard [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ll probably just buy it in Virginia when I make it down there.

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Verrerogo -2 points ago +1 / -3

Better. But that will take time. And if you have a whole lot, you may attract attention, and may even be asked to take a breath test. You will need a clear head. Very clear.

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AlcoholicRetard [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have my own breathylizer, I usually don’t break 0.08 until I’ve had at least a six pack.

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warlord1 0 points ago +1 / -1

Drinking is a shitty idea for a Trump rally. Especially one that’s going to be really emotionally charged. If I saw you drinking, I’d slap the bottle out of your hand.

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AlcoholicRetard [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

And then I would beat your head on the pavement until you stopped gurgling.

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warlord1 0 points ago +1 / -1

LOOOL FAGGOT

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AlcoholicRetard [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don’t tell me how to live my life queer.

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PatriotOperator 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is sarcasm right... I prefer scotch.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't read this sober babble... Bring 2 legs of the BEAST.

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ColoRADoPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Beast and Coors Banquet

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NinjaPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Liquid courage can be useful.