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Iteachfuckingscience 32 points ago +32 / -0

Laughs in KeK

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RubiconMan98 5 points ago +8 / -3

Can you explain to us autists out of the loop the humor in this meme

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SaltyBAZ 19 points ago +19 / -0

The Shining.

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kilkidd 8 points ago +8 / -0

One of the greatest movies made.

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regollyek 11 points ago +12 / -1

It's even better knowing Stephen King hated how it turned out.

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realFrodoBaggins 3 points ago +3 / -0

that's really the icing on the cake for me. Kubrik took that old pedophile's crack-induced hallucinations and turned them into art.

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Goldlight -1 points ago +1 / -2

how different is it from the books? I only read the synopsis but I like it better than the movie.

I do like the movie it better than the book, mostly because there's no fucking pedophilia in it

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purple_nitrile 6 points ago +6 / -0

In the movie, The Shining, man goes crazy while getting cooped up in an empty hotel.

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buco 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Herrrrrrrrrrrrre's Johnny!

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MAGA_marQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

He does but it would be hard to argue that he went crazy because of the blizzard that locked them inside. The whole trip was cursed from the start

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Goldlight 3 points ago +3 / -0

to be fair, it's the hotel that makes him do it because it wants his kid's power

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purple_nitrile 4 points ago +4 / -0

Excuses excuses.

If the house told Johnny to jump off the bridge would he?

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Goldlight 4 points ago +4 / -0

no idea

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purple_nitrile 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know either lol

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SmartGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Boomer>Zoomer

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SmartGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Im a zoomer tho just smart enough to understand the bankers want you to hate your elders

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PEDELICAN 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Im not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in."

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Bearjew 5 points ago +5 / -0

All masks and no pay make Homer something something.

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HiddenDekuScrub 70 points ago +70 / -0

Have I been here too long or does Shelly Duvall look like Spez?

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SpezWifesBoyfriend 28 points ago +28 / -0

can confirm

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HiddenDekuScrub 11 points ago +11 / -0

Obligatory username checks out comment.

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Iteachfuckingscience 9 points ago +9 / -0

IT IS MAAM!

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RonPaulWasRight 7 points ago +7 / -0

Woah. I think you're on to something.

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LUXURY_USERNAME 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s that same thing going on as the Norwegian global warming girl, fetal alcohol something or other?

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Swedish, but spot on, otherwise.

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DefaultFreedom 1 point ago +2 / -1

She says Robin Williams is still alive.

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Ithrowawaay 25 points ago +25 / -0

“You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna bash your brains in. I’m gonna bash them right the fuck in!”

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 24 points ago +24 / -0

All work and no play makes Uncle Sniffy a dull boy.

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GODwins76 6 points ago +7 / -1

I only came here for this comment. Gold.

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Nameless_Mofo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in!

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MerchantMan99 15 points ago +16 / -1

Watch the Shining. Great movie and it aged well since it's all horror and no CGI. Here's a little sample. Jack's character slowly descends into madness and his acting is just brilliant.

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RegularAmerican 14 points ago +14 / -0

I got to watch this in the university movie theatre. My professor said if we've never seen it before he was envious of us. I had just smoked a J in the parking lot. And bought a powerade and some candy right before class. It blew me away!

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CommanderDaddy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Kubrick was an absolute genius.

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masshole3 6 points ago +7 / -1

Greatest filmmaker of all time!

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dukeofdoorcounty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just stay out of room 237

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goodatlife123 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think its the shining but i could bd wrong

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sleepmeme 5 points ago +5 / -0

...and when he told me he hadnt seen The Shining , I 'corrected' him.

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peeje172 41 points ago +41 / -0

If I remember correctly, Jack died from covid in the movie

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BidenSniffsLittleKid [S] 12 points ago +13 / -1

underrated comment

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barefootozark 29 points ago +29 / -0

PERFECT!! This is one of the rare memes that I call to my wife, "wanna see something funny?"

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Nomoralcompass89 20 points ago +20 / -0

Great meme to bring humor and uplift the spirits of TD.win after you've spent the last several hours being a doomer OP!

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BidenSniffsLittleKid [S] 3 points ago +10 / -7

It's not doomering, if it's true.

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Nomoralcompass89 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lets give it 24 hours before we say this was an all around bad deal. I'm curious as to how this plays out and I think there's more to this than any of us are privy to know.

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BidenSniffsLittleKid [S] 8 points ago +11 / -3

I want to believe, but when Mitch, Mitt, Nancy, and Chuck are all lauding what a great idea it was, I'll have to remain a skeptic.

Could be the fact that that same bunch is also telling us that the election wasn't rigged, but usually when they're all for something, I'm completely against it.

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Nomoralcompass89 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just don't see any better way forward. Bill passed that it would easily override a veto. Maybe Trump needs something not shut down. Maybe he was just trying to make the best of a total shit situation.

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BidenSniffsLittleKid [S] 1 point ago +4 / -3

I wanted to watch Mitt the Bitch cry for three days on TV. Much preferred to him getting anything approaching his way.

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BidenSniffsLittleKid [S] 0 points ago +3 / -3

More importantly too, He should've done a full Afghanistan withdrawal on those three days.

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samgab 12 points ago +12 / -0

All lockdown and no play makes Jack a leftie loonie.

All lockdown and no play makes Jack a leftie loonie.

All lockdown and no play makes Jack a leftie loonie.

All lockdown and no play makes Jack a leftie loonie.

All lockdown and no play makes Jack a leftie loonie.

All lockdown and no play makes Jack a leftie loonie.

All lockdown and no play makes Jack a leftie loonie.

All lockdown and no play makes Jack a leftie loonie.

All lockdown and no play makes Jack a leftie loonie.

All lockdown and no play makes Jack a leftie loonie.

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Amaroq64 10 points ago +10 / -0

Doesn't affect me none. I'm already a shut-in who never leaves my apartment except for work, groceries, and dungeons & dragons.

But I am still pissed over the brazen authoritarianism and how they expect us all to just take it.

And that Walz prevented us from playing d&d for a few weeks with another round of lockdowns.

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TentacleLord 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same, i would have shut myself in with or with out a virus but its the fact that the governments telling me to do it that pisses me off.

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OliverWillis 1 point ago +2 / -1

Leftover Chinese is in the fridge

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0095D 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm not going to hurt you. Wendy. Darling. Light of my life. I'm not going to hurt you. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just going to bash your brains in. I'm going to bash them right the fuck in. Heh heh.

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TruthyBrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's Mommy Whitler to you.

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Pedeberrycrunch 7 points ago +7 / -0

"What's gonna happen on January 6th, Danny?"

"... I'm not 'apposed to tell."

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Recyclops 7 points ago +7 / -0

"And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I 'corrected' her."

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telepathic_pepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

THOT Status: PATROLLED

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DarnoldSportzenGaser 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just a normal picture of a dad who died defending his son from ghost demons. Stunning and brave.

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roscoe63 5 points ago +6 / -1

Here's to 5 miserable months on the wagon and all the irreparable harm it has caused me. (From scene with Lloyd the bartender)

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masshole3 4 points ago +5 / -1

“You’re credit’s fine, Mr. Torrence.”

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4GodnCountry41975 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here's Jonny.

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Jimmy_Russler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's Joey!

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Nameless_Mofo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here's CornPop!

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R-A-T-S- 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funny how solitary confinement was seen as monsterous and evil, but do the same for the coof and its brave and stunning

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worksof0zymandias 2 points ago +2 / -0

And it proves you love Grandma.

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Infectedblood 4 points ago +4 / -0

REDRUM, REDRUM, REDRUM, BIDUM, BIDUM, BIDUM

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Christmascandy666 4 points ago +4 / -0

“The police thought that it was what the old-timers used to call cabin fever. A kind of claustrophobic reaction which can occur when people are shut in together over long periods of time.” 🤡🤡🤡

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masshole3 0 points ago +1 / -1

"I think maybe they should be taken to a doctor..."

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roscoe63 4 points ago +5 / -1

RedRum

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Gildoom 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL

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Lord_Kristopf 1 point ago +1 / -0

What does this meme mean for a so-called ‘millennial’? It’s a movie reference I take it.

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knnbccb 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is especially harmful to black people.

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BigFreedomBoner 3 points ago +3 / -0

A great time to sit down and finally write that novel.

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JasonTheDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now this is where we keep all of our meat. You got fifteen rib roasts. Thirty ten pound bags of hamburgers. You got twelve turkeys, two dozen pork roasts and twenty legs of lamb. Do you like lamb, Doc?

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masshole3 1 point ago +2 / -1

“.... a dozen jugs of black molasses, we got sixty boxes of dried milk, thirty twelve-pound bags of sugar... Now we got dried peaches, dried apricots, dried raisins and dried prunes. You know Mrs. Torrance, you got to keep regular, if you want to be happy!”

How about some ice cream, Doc???

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JasonTheDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

In here, Mrs. Torrance, is where we keep all the dried goods and the canned goods. We got canned fruits and vegetables; canned fish and meats; hot and cold cereals. Post Toasties, Cornflakes, Sugar Puffs, Rice Krispies, Oatmeal, Wheatina and Cream of Wheat.

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Smarmcastic 3 points ago +3 / -0

All of a sudden ...... twins don't seem that appealing.

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RedPillLegendMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

HEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEE’SSSSS JOOOHHNNYYYYYY!!!!!

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eagleeyeddjt 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol it's true there's a whole movie about it. Jfc clown world

Edit: haunted by ghost of Bill Barr; it said kfc before correction

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LostMyAccount 3 points ago +3 / -0

All work and no play make Cuomo a dull boy.

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NeoDragoon 3 points ago +3 / -0

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy...

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Fbiden2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

10 million points to the genius that made this my hats off to you 😂😂😂😂

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DeplorableKatie 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the loudest I’ve laughed all day!

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Widowmaker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great classic and all to true!

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is my credit good here loyd?

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RocknnRobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

REDRUM!

REDRUM!

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PeachmintsPepe45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha! I just got ‘The Shining’ for Christmas.

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PubliusInvictus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I gave this a thumbs up but it made sad.

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Forgotmypass666 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be fair the overlook hotel did have spooky ghosts.

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9Alp_CMa 1 point ago +1 / -0

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

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CantStumpIWin 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is good for older people. I know some people still watching fox. This might nudge them off a bit.

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Sheprecon31 1 point ago +1 / -0

Class totally normal lolol

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v2jam 1 point ago +1 / -0

All work no play