Now don’t go and flood the dam place frens
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posted ago by DeplorableDC
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This is one of my favorite off-the-cuff responses.
It's so versatile and works in so many situtions!
"Would you like to try a free sample?"
"Apologize for Waco, you fuck. Also, yes."
Okay okay I apologize for Waco...
Poor pup gets too excited seeing all these people and just loses control.
Im sure the carpet won’t be permanently stained.
What in the glowfag is this
Three Gorges Dam in Chy-na
Yep, if it were to break it would kill millions and ruin a huge percentage of chynas farmland...
I was permanently blinded by OP
She blinded me, with science!
Welcome to the night mods. Stuff like this has been sticked for as long as I've been on .win
The Belly of the Dragon will drip water.
The belly of the dragon is pregnant with failure. The birth of a retard-baby is only a matter of time.
don't you know our favourite Chinese dam?
My query was in response to the post itself, not the dam.
A few months this damn was buckling and about to give way. If this damn collapsed it would be miniature recreation of Noah, except Noah would be a Chinese dude.
Haon
Sun Tzu working for the USA after immigrating LEGALLY!!
Our boy David Lo Pan needs more support from the 2000-3000 year-old demographic in Chinatown SF if we're going to flip Pelosi's district.
Tactically, this dam makes China very vulnerable. All the people downstream of this are sitting ducks.
Including most of their military infrastructure
It's not just China that needs to be worried. There are nuclear power plants in the line of flooding if that dam went.
Think not one, but several Fukushima's if they flood and have any kind of meltdowns.
And knowing how shit China is at building anything...
China is asshoe
I’m still confused as to why people keep thinking it’s a good idea to put nuclear power plants in high risk areas honestly. And then people wonder why things go wrong. The tech is almost perfect if you use it right but then you have the morons like these Chinese commies. Of course not like I expected much in the way of safety considerations from a government that will gladly run over its own citizens with tanks
Nuclear power plants need to be near lots of readily available water. Places with lots of water tend to also be prone to certain catastrophes.
China is sinkhoe
If it breaks the ccp is fucked. It would be heavens mandate on steroids. Civil war might just happen.
"No! Ahhhh!"
We just need to pass common sense RV laws. That's all.
The Nashville RV was mostly peaceful.
More people dies in CHOP/CHAZ than in Nashville
We should build the world's largest catapult, put Chris Christie in it, and WHAM!
Thats overkill.. save the heavy artillery for major demolition projects fren.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Man
We can use Rachel Madcow as "Little Boy".
this is about cracking a Chinese dam not causing a fucking Earth ending TSUNAMI
LOLZ
When this thing fails, I don't want to hear any sobbing! They EXPECTED the damn to break during the rainy spring. These millions of Chinese people downstream have had 10 months of SERIOUS WARNINGS.
And where are they fucking gonna go? Their government hates them and has them held down tighter than a prepubescent girl on Jeffrey Epstein's island.
😬
Ok. Well they can enjoy that Huji and just sit on their ass till the damn breaks. Might open up a tat shop. Names tattooed on arms will make body identification easier.
They could always go with numbers. Apparently that's even easier to process large numbers of people.
And not a thing of value was lost.
You'd have to drop the explosive over the side thats dammed-up, and wait until its sunk on the bottom near the base. Then detonate.
Detonating on the top roadway won't do jack shit.
The Brits figured that out in WWII. Good film.
It took 'em a while to figure they needed backspin on the bomb so it would stick to the dam as it sank.
Like one of them toys you got as a kid where you pulled the handle and the wheel took off spinning all over the room and everyone had to duck for cover.
Except that this particular dam was so shoddily built that it's already showing signs of failure in under a decade, so that might actually be enough.
590' high wave hitting the industrial heartland? I am cool with that.
Sucks about all the anti commie Chinese frens that would suffer though
There would be a lot of new anti commie Chinese frens though, as those remaining would lose all faith in the system. China has spent most of its history as many states, and it would likely shatter again.
You obviously aren't thinking of using enough RVs.
A few sunken firecrackers should do the trick
It might be a decent message. But better planning would be ideal
Ok I’m lost?
I think it's that big, dodgy dam in China and referencing the Nashville explosion.
Too soon?
It will never be too dam soon to take shots at Chy-Na.
why not at all my good man. we were making cocaine memes about sushi not 48 hours after vegas.
COMPED
Oh I know, I meant I got lost on my way to the three gorges dam.
That is the Three Gorges dam in china, it is suspected to collapse anytime.
RV 🔥
DAMN
Which mod stickied this? Wtf have we become here
Leave us alone, we're venting. My plan is to drop three strategically placed cherry bombs over the side btw. The ones with the wax fuses.
This dam is already on the verge of collapse. It could go any day, and 400 million lives are at risk. When it does finally go, the CCP will lose a great deal of confidence from the people that survive.
they have the chance to repair it now before they have another rainy season, but they broke af.
Truth
I have seen enough Chinese escalator videos to know how this engineering feat will end up.
Earthquakes and thousand year floods welcome too
As much as I want China to hurt, I don't want Chinese citizens to be killed.
Nor do I want a nuclear disaster that would make Fukushima and Chernobyl blush. There are nuclear power plants in the potential path of flooding if that dam failed. Knowing how shit and cheap China is whenever they build anything, I imagine their plants and personnel are less than stellar.
The whole planet will feel the devastating effects if even one of the plants are hit in the flooding.
3 Gorges Dam is a world wide crisis waiting to happen.
Damn what? There are nuclear power Plants in the flood path? That seems so irresponsible in China’s part
Get this glowie shit out of here. We see you.
its the three gorges. you got your 'foil screwed on too tight, son.
You can take thedonald out of reddit but you cant take the reddit out of thedonald "youre a glowie" "get out of here you glowie" blah blah its the new virtue signal, "hur dur youre a glowie! hey everyone did you see!? im signaling i dont like this guys post and implying he's a govt agent which all the cool dudes are doing!"
This is something a glowie would post.
Don't forget "doomer" as the new go to insult for anyone with even slightly different ideas.
Its true, its dam true!
Okay, what dam is this?
3Gorges
Thank you pede.
Thanks right back! Admittedly its dark humor, but hey whatever🤷🏻♂️
Eh, in my opinion dark humor is best humor.
damson.jpg
Sum ting wong?
glowie moment
who let this get stickied?
one of the mods is a fed
Wen yu bill bigges dam in the wurl yu nee rots of straw - NOT REBAR, YU YANKEE DOG!
Damn!
If this dam blew, Democrats would be running commercials with Susan Struthers asking for donations and vote to send Chy-Na a trillion tax dollars.
Why is everyone reacting the op of being a glow $;?!/&
AFAIK memeing about a certain water bearing structure in a certain country isn’t against the 1st amendment
Flood the swamp!
Correct
Not sure any action needs to take place fren. That thing just might fail on its own!
I feel like I just walked into a rave in this thread.
Don"t forget to edit the wikipedia when it goes
"...WAS the largest dam in the world..."
That would give the ccp leverage and be able to claim victim. They could say they need money and give reason to send some more covid bombers over as "refugees."
Even if it is a glowie shouldn’t we even consider it as a tactical place to start. They gave us the kungflu
make little mini submarine drones around 10 moabs and it's game over.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Status-6_Oceanic_Multipurpose_System
Something tells me spontaneous emissions are in the future
Three gorges would be a shame if it sprung a leak.
Oh no that would be terrible. :D :D :D :D :D
Also: OP is glowing like a motherfucker. Keep up the good work, Chaz.