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Nashville (media.patriots.win) ☭ Far-Left Media ☭
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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +2 / -1

Here's my point:

"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams" is a meme. It's a meme that specifically makes fun of conspiracy theorists, because early on in the 9/11 conspiracy theory nonsense, it was one of the first things to pop up.

The reason it's a meme is because it was also one of the most laughably debunked pieces of "evidence" they came up with, because even a fucking child knows that simply heating metal will cause it to weaken. Literally anyone with anything resembling an education knows how smithing works. All you have to do is heat steel and it loses its strength.

Everyone except the conspiracy theorist crowd. It absolutely underscores how incredibly UNINTELLIGENT these people are. Not only was it proven a complete joke of an argument, but many of them actually still cling to it to this very day.

That's why it's a joke. It's an all-in-one mockery of how low-information low-IQ conspiracy theorists are, and it's a great example of how hopelessly broken these NPCs are.

It's an imbecilic argument yet not only do many conspirafucks continue to bleat their little idiotic argument, but I never see any other conspiracunts call them out on it. They're like a little special ed club who has a rule to not call each other retards and they just spin all their bullshit together into one grand narrative of absolute pinnacle insanity.

They think they're the smartest people to walk the earth but they cannot even question their own faggy nonsense, they fall for blatant lies and hoaxes, they will believe anything without evidence but disbelieve other things no matter how much evidence (see also: Harrison Deal's car crash and the blatant lie that the engine was found down the highway. Literally was a complete made-up fabrication but they ALL believe it)

They will then hide behind "just asking questions", except if you ever answer their questions in a way THEY DO NOT WANT YOU TO they get fucking angry and bitchy and whiny. They're literally the conservative version of a liberal NPC who gets mad when you back them into a corner argument-wise. If a conspiracy theorist was actually just looking for the truth, they should be SUPPORTIVE of being proven wrong. They should RELISH evidence contradicting their stupid fantasy LARPs.

But they don't. Never once has a single fucking one of these rancid brainwashed dingbats recanted their faggoty drivel and admitted they were wrong. Never ever. They invent a story in their minds without any evidence, and then will spend their entire lives dedicated to "proving" it.

That isn't what intelligent people do. That isn't what logical people do.

That is, however, what paranoid, unmedicated, insane people do.


You want to know what I think motivates conspiracy theorists?

I think these people are profoundly lonely, unsatisfied failures in life. They have undiagnosed mental illnesses. They are filthy, un- or under-employed, penniless, uneducated, below-average IQ gullible idiots, who are dimly aware of their own stupidity.

They cling to conspiracy theories because not only does it make their empty, meaningless, pathetic lives feel like they have meaning, because they can believe they're the 'resistance' fighting the evil government from their leaky trailer while they wait for disability checks, but it makes them feel smarter than they really are. They get to pretend for a minute that they actually have their GED. They can pretend that they're actually the hyper-intelligent mastermind who "cracked the code", one of the only people in the country who can spot the 'hidden pentagrams in Hillary Clinton's jewelry', and they can pretend they're part of the elites.

When in reality, they're a morbidly obese pathetic balding man, whose family doesn't call anymore, who spends his entire time on his computer, and this belief that they're the savior of the human race may actually be the only thing stopping them from rightfully putting a gun in their mouth and blowing their useless brains all over their Ace Hardware work uniform.

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acasper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well shit, I’m going to steal this. Touches on all the major issues with the conspiracy theory community without resorting to ad hominem as a pillar of the argument. In other words, beautifully written. Thank you for taking the time and hopefully it planted a seed of doubt that can serve as an escape route from the mediocrity you’ve described for someone.