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GlacialSpeed 14 points ago +14 / -0

...David... Cross..

Okay, name added to list of people to shame mercilessly for 4 years when we win.

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FullAutoFlintlock 2 points ago +6 / -4

already won faggot

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GlacialSpeed 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kindly go fuck yourself with pinecones internet hard guy.

Some of us have already killed and lost for our country while you've been larping.

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FullAutoFlintlock 1 point ago +2 / -1

Sure thing. I was in the Army, no one cares what we sis

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TrudopesEyebrow [S] 36 points ago +36 / -0

A blue check posting Hate speech and calls for violence. Twitter allows it when it’s against Trump.

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murkdollasign 8 points ago +10 / -2

Cross was born in Roswell, Georgia, to a Jewish family

Nothing to see here goys, just another (((blue check mark)))

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chewsoap 10 points ago +10 / -0

🌶

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Hussar 14 points ago +14 / -0

I believe I've found the number for his PR guy, Michael O'Brian. Maybe consider giving him a call? Ask him if Dave would care to elaborate on his tweet.

212-620-3161

Edit: Lol that number isn't even in service. Luckily, we have the number for his Manager, Tim Sarkes, and this number is working. Say hello.

310-205-5123

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JiubUnbound 3 points ago +3 / -0

David Cross strikes me as the kind of guy who has been trying to drop his name for clout for his entire career and has, at most, only gotten a slight nod and a half-hearted "Oh, yeah" in recognition. He revels in every non-mainstream interview or appearance he's done where the host has to pretend like he's somebody.

The kind of guy who unironically refers to himself as a comedic genius and couches the fact that the general public has no idea who his pedofaggot ass is, despite his works being mercilessly-shilled, as being "misunderstood". "Unrecognized" when his own name has been bandied as a selling point.

In his shriveled, coke-addled brain, he thinks he'll be invited to the public execution of patriots. He'll get a front-row seat and get an opportunity to drop a zinger or two in classic David fashion. In reality, he'll be scrambling to flee to some pedo island hideaway on someone else's jet, dropping his name, insisting upon his works and connections, and being told to hit the bricks.

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BoostPower 7 points ago +7 / -0

He wants blood? Everybody guard your foreskins.

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P3POd 7 points ago +7 / -0

Go Funkè yourself asshole!

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Wrathofwretchcmox 5 points ago +6 / -1

Every Time!

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bchdrum22 6 points ago +6 / -0

lil’ Davey Cross ain’t gonna do shit.

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NZ_needs_a_Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine being tobias funke and wanting to fight others. I'm sure that will work out really well for you.

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Wrathofwretchcmox 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mr.Show with Bob and David was such a good show but whatever Bob Odinkerk is funnier. No one likes David Cross even lefties hate his stand up.

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SalinationNation 5 points ago +5 / -0

They sound like Nazi's to me, maybe there needs to be a PUNCH A CELEBRITY movement.

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KilroyJCNJ 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have no idea who this is...

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ChuckedBeef 3 points ago +3 / -0

Last seen as the scumbag he is in Alvin and the Chipmunks. I'd love to kick his teeth out.

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KilroyJCNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn’t see it. Refused to have childhood memories destroyed.

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EllemenoP 5 points ago +5 / -0

Typical hypocrite celebutard who was against wars when Bush was in office, but silent on wars when Obama was in office. Fuckin' yawn.

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JBlaze056 4 points ago +4 / -0

Idiot fails to understand that no one on the right takes Quid Pro Joe's message as anything but hypocritical pandering.

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Itiswrittenkjv1611 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hes scared of aging.. aweee gonna get old and die bud just like all of us. Hollywood celebs think they are God. Just wait Cross your time of judgment is coming dweeb

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FullAutoFlintlock 4 points ago +5 / -1

Definitely a kid fucker.

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MudD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like he’s saying he’s asking to be openly assaulted At sometime in the near future, correct? Am I reading his quote wrong? He’d like to see his blood spilled? Liberal are very self loathing.

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Shaffro 4 points ago +4 / -0

He really should have laid low and stfu. I didn't know who he is but now I do.

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Simon_Jester 4 points ago +4 / -0

NO BLOOD FOR SOY

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FromSethWithLove 4 points ago +4 / -0

The republican party is the "Nazi Gestapo"? Because she's so afraid to openly support joe pedophile Biden??? These hollywood pizza elites are legit retarded

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

They talk about making lists...

We already have our lists. We put blue checkmarks next to the names.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ran into this guy in a coffee shop once on the sdsu campus in San Diego. He was in town doing standup or something. Tried to cut in front of me and about three other people because he was in a hurry. He decided that the mocha latte he was there for wasn't worth an asswhoopin' and left.

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freefolk 3 points ago +3 / -0

The last time these Hollywood actors got physical was the time they were getting bent over Weinstein's desk. They didn't put up a fight back then.

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aveydey 3 points ago +4 / -1

Wikipedia -> David Cross -> Early Life

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Thep1mp 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m your huckleberry.

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Wood_Shampoo1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Definitely looks like a pedo

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Golden_Eagle1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Going to wait for every liberal to denounce this, starting, now.

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Crafter_Of_Memes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no. The Pussydoodles guy is coming for us.

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

OH, I didn't recognize him in the original. No wonder he didn't get censored, he's a democrat.

Read between the lines, we want blood too

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Paul_Revere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who the hell is David Cross?

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brutustyberius 7 points ago +7 / -0

Famous for snorting cocaine under a table at Barry Obama’s press banquet.

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TheDonWon 2 points ago +2 / -0

He plays Tobias for a reason

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just saw the headline earlier and assumed he was one of ours.

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Magawookiee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Scary looking enemy.