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posted ago by engineerdon ago by engineerdon +44 / -1

Well, now that the standards have been set, all we have to do is print up 7 million ballots, and say, “Hey, we discovered these uncounted ballots! You have to include these.”

Alternately, we could demand that recounts be done with the new Noinimod machines, which route the votes to Kekistan where they can be accurately tallied.

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9x10again 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why stop at 7 million. 1 Trillion. Just in case.

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yanksali 2 points ago +2 / -0

The new way to hold elections. Whoever can cheat more wins

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FollowTheLight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every vote counts! Can't disenfranchise millions of invisible voters!

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Stonesolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they were dem votes yes ...all others NO!

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Fringe--dweller 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are already 4.7 million more ballots cast, than there are voters.

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