Family time. Gathered around the fire. Life is good. Lib bro says “finally Trump signed the bill and I can get my $900 and maybe more”. I simply said yeah that’s your shut up money from Congress paying off all their buddies around the world. All of a sudden npc angry unibrows everywhere I’m surrounded. No problem, call me Sarah Conner cause all I do is slay bots. I take out my the calculator app, to do the one thing that is fatal to all bots: Rational Thinking. I talk out my thinking for how many people would be eligible for the stimulus check (over 18 and makes less than 70k). Npcs say okay. Then I divide 900 billion by a generous 250m) showing a number not much less than $4000. Que NPC unibrows flying all over the place, from down and angry to up and surprised to down an angry and back again. Unibrows moving faster than the eye can see.

It’s sad that 30 seconds of free thinking can break a bot. I’m gonna have to call geek squad tomorrow to revive some of my family members who short circuited