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FarmingLeftBollocks 18 points ago +18 / -0

Time to rig that sign like they rigged the election.

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Doth 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm gonna go ahead and assume I can't attach any "boisterous" anti-handling devices to my yard signs...

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FarmingLeftBollocks 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is the answer

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MAGAconvert 9 points ago +9 / -0

Put a camera too. They'll take it again and you can get them for theft. Serves them right!

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Sweetlysouthern1409 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m on vacation is the problem!

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Doth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Okay, so build a tiger trap and disguise the roof as regular sod.

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Sweetlysouthern1409 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I’m still on vacation until the 2nd. I told him to put a new one out and then bring it in at night

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shivermetimbers 5 points ago +5 / -0

Electrify it.

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Sweetlysouthern1409 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s a lot easier said than done lol

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shivermetimbers 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sure I saw a vid on YT how to do it

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Doth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Be careful, depending on your state this may result in you paying a huge chunk of cash to the vandal.

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Loiuzein 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can't sue me if they can't be found

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Technically correct! The best kind of correct!

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FreedomFlowerDelta 3 points ago +3 / -0

Quickcrete the posts into the ground and put a camera on it

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FreedomFlowerDelta 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also, be sure that you post No Trespassing, Had a problem in a past life and was shut down because you must POST no trespassing, otherwise people can just do what they want on your private property

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would think that depends on where you live.

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FreedomFlowerDelta 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most likely, but the sign is your warning, no way to misconstrue intent

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HeavenlyTrumpets 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's time to hide razors on the underside.

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Sweetlysouthern1409 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can try that maybe

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just2groovy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Electrify it and point a camera at it.

Fuck it, but bear traps all around it too.

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JoePCool14 2 points ago +2 / -0

My dad went to the hardware store, bought some plywood, paint, stencil lettering, and metal posts. He made a pair of signs and stuck 'em right in our front yard. They're just about impossible to remove compared to your average yard sign. The only thing someone could do is spray paint them, in which case they'd be easy enough to repaint. I'd suggest going that route if I were you. God bless!

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AdamSmith1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dig a ditch around it about the distance you would “step to grab” and cover it so it doesn’t look like it’s there.

Put up a “trespassers will be prosecuted sign” and put up a camera.

Some asshat sprains their ankle on camera trying to steal your sign it’s their problem.

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Nevercommunism55 2 points ago +2 / -0

Insert razor blades in the edges.

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MAGAliths45 2 points ago +2 / -0

put 4 huge ones up! escalate.. they will stop fucking with you.

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GAMAGABOI 2 points ago +2 / -0

Connect a source of power to it so they get shocked to high hell if they touch it.

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Bv24862486 1 point ago +1 / -0

For the spray paint I think wrap the sign tightly with seran wrap so when they spray on it just remove and recover. Also what I would do is drive 2 wooden stakes into the ground and use long screws to secure the sign to them. Careful if you use screws that are too long they will poke thru the wood and stick out and hurt someone should they try to pull on it.

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E-dantes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was going to say 2 4×4×8 posts, a sheet of plywood, lag bolts and washers and nuts. Spray paint and stencils. 2000 bux should cover it easily.