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Goodgeotus 453 points ago +456 / -3

Twitter can go fuck itself

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PikachuJohnson 143 points ago +143 / -0

...in the ass with a sandpaper dildo.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 55 points ago +55 / -0

Too nice.

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Numinae 20 points ago +22 / -2

More like Negan's Barbed Wire Wrapped Baseball Bat. Hunter & Pappy can get in a few turns too.... well, assuming they wouldn't enjoy it.

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President__Trump 5 points ago +6 / -1

Are we good people?

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CavinAllen27 6 points ago +6 / -0

only if you don't apply iodine

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Carry_Your_Name 5 points ago +5 / -0

Use a pear of anguish then!

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nodoxplz 12 points ago +12 / -0

You ever see Se7en? Think they sell that one anywhere?

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BlackSalt 8 points ago +8 / -0

...the holiday version with glitter and snelled hooks

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hatdonuts2 5 points ago +5 / -0

No spit no lube sandpaper finish

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Silver 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is an image I did not need in my mind. Have your UpTrump.

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Independenceforever 46 points ago +46 / -0

Who elected "election officials"?

Twitter is involved in a coup and attack against the USA.

Get the tar and feathers ready.

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OldGamerGuy 13 points ago +13 / -0

January 6th just went from "Will be wild" to "The Reckoning".

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tentonbudgie 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are! So is Facebook, who we give all our information to.

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Steak76 5 points ago +5 / -0

If I were closer, this would be my first stop.

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ICantSneed 17 points ago +17 / -0

1355 Market St suite 900, San Francisco, CA 94103

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HillaryRodhamCunton 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, watch out for landmines on the way to his house. He booby trapped his own house by having all the san fag junkies shit on the street.

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tiberseptim37 16 points ago +16 / -0

Is it just me, or are they getting more insistent?