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PikachuJohnson 143 points ago +143 / -0

...in the ass with a sandpaper dildo.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 55 points ago +55 / -0

Too nice.

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Numinae 20 points ago +22 / -2

More like Negan's Barbed Wire Wrapped Baseball Bat. Hunter & Pappy can get in a few turns too.... well, assuming they wouldn't enjoy it.

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President__Trump 5 points ago +6 / -1

Are we good people?

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JFellows72 10 points ago +10 / -0

Anti heroes but still heroes

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ModernKnight 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some of us are good people, some of us are bad people trying to be good, some of us are just bad people. But, unlike the commies, we are people.

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CavinAllen27 6 points ago +6 / -0

only if you don't apply iodine

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Carry_Your_Name 5 points ago +5 / -0

Use a pear of anguish then!

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nodoxplz 12 points ago +12 / -0

You ever see Se7en? Think they sell that one anywhere?

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BlackSalt 8 points ago +8 / -0

...the holiday version with glitter and snelled hooks

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hatdonuts2 5 points ago +5 / -0

No spit no lube sandpaper finish

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Silver 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is an image I did not need in my mind. Have your UpTrump.