That is some next level toilet terrorism. I like your style are you a plumber? How long does the thinset take to set? How long before they realize it? I imagine the best method would be doing it in a way that will totally hose the plumbing but, can't be traced to your rooms plumbing in particular and you'd have to be booked at a sufficiently crowded time.
All correct. They have to auger that shit out after the sewage backs up and floods every room on the first floor. The mortar settles and sets in the first pipe the water flows slowly in, war away from the room where the whole mess was flushed.
Not that I would know any of this from personal experience anyway.
Reserve a room after that, flush a bag of thinset mortar [sets underwater] and a couple pounds of drywall screws down the toilet.
Give that time to set, then flush a whole box of tampons, a couple at a time, giving them time to expand.
That is some next level toilet terrorism. I like your style are you a plumber? How long does the thinset take to set? How long before they realize it? I imagine the best method would be doing it in a way that will totally hose the plumbing but, can't be traced to your rooms plumbing in particular and you'd have to be booked at a sufficiently crowded time.
All correct. They have to auger that shit out after the sewage backs up and floods every room on the first floor. The mortar settles and sets in the first pipe the water flows slowly in, war away from the room where the whole mess was flushed.
Not that I would know any of this from personal experience anyway.
most Alpha thing I have ever read
Fucking Abby Hoffman would be proud.
Of course not. No one would EVER do such a thing.
Toilet terrorism. Kek
...don't do this... Think of the maga patriot plumber trying to fix this absolute plumbing nuke.
...getting paid by the hour. Like winning the lottery!
Yeah that plumber just got 100's of hours of consistent billable work probably some overtime too.