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Sarsen1776 33 points ago +34 / -1

How many cycles through PCR did it take? heh!

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Histrionic_Answer 28 points ago +28 / -0

As many as it takes.

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menstreusel 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was still showing negative at 17 cycles so we bumped it up to 56.

I'm sorry Mr. Kiwi, You now have the Rona.

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LostMyAccount 11 points ago +11 / -0

The only person we know for absolutely certain did not die of Covid is George Floyd.

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Antenna 7 points ago +7 / -0

And miraculously they found a MAGA hat lying right where his van was. Just like the passport on 911.

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Jaqen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everyone knows the PC-RV tests are unreliable.

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 2 points ago +2 / -0

How many times is this same "idea" going to get stickied today?

https://thedonald.win/p/11RNy4NM6V/breaking--nashville-bomber-found/c/

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concealedaces 27 points ago +27 / -0

These COVID numbers are literally EXPLODING!

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YeDragonEnergy 9 points ago +9 / -0

BREAKING: Sources from the ATF and FBI say explosion caused by new strain of COVID genetically modified by white supremacists

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women_for_trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was so bad I had to upvote it. 😉

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concealedaces 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gotta love a terrible dad joke every now and then 😁

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sgttoporbottoms 17 points ago +17 / -0

He snapped after getting Bell’s palsy due to the vax

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unbeknownst 15 points ago +15 / -0

Happened to Kemp's daughter's boyfriend. It's a new strain of the virus, highly explosive and very convenient.

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GibsonDawg 2 points ago +2 / -0

User name checks out.

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BallsackPaneer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hopefully the autopsy will reveal if he was wearing a properly fitting mask before "super-spreading" all over the place.

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LiveFreeDieFree 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aerosolized or droplets? Gonna need more than a mask for that.

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SobekRa 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's bad that I have no idea if this is a joke or actual news. The line has never been so blurred

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women_for_trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same

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WeirdoSlayer 6 points ago +6 / -0

and that he was a beared trump suppo- wait no he was this black gu-... wait no he was this bu--- wait no he's still ali---wait everyone was warn-..wait he was a terro-...

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Surfnsnook 6 points ago +6 / -0

New strain: Coronassplosion.

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DZP1 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have conclusive proof the bomber was the vaccinated nurse from the news. She blew herself up out of spite. Just happened to pick outside the ATT building with the servers to be analyzed for fraud. Happens all the time. Nothing to see here. -- Charlie Irvin Allen, Langley VA

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Barron2040 5 points ago +5 / -0

HOW MANY MORE PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE OF COVID BEFORE YOU RACISTS WILL AGREE TO BURN THE CONSTITUTION AND ACCEPT COMMUNISM???

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CavinAllen27 5 points ago +5 / -0

The so-called bomber was already dead before any explosion. We've have yet to see a video surface where it shows him driving the RV to the scene. The only video that has surfaced is the one that shows a con trail coming down, past the 3rd light pole on the right of the video, just before the explosion.

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GynaNumbaZero 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got a weird theory that maybe they point was to paplov us to the "evacuation beacon"

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GainesvilleFlorida 2 points ago +2 / -0

Had a friend from Nashville said people are saying either it’s some hic or something from the skies.

Where is a video link? Why would it be a missle?

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GainesvilleFlorida 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for links fellow, I can start my own search now.

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mgawdfrey 4 points ago +4 / -0

I knew it was just a matter of time before the covid learned how to explode. Note to self, stay inside after 10 and before 7

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The_Diesel53 3 points ago +3 / -0

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!

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CaptainChrisPBacon 3 points ago +4 / -1

😂🤣😂🤣 I understand nothing was left of the RV Bomber. Strange how that works. A very strange story indeed.

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Rmsbuffalo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Except for a very conveniently found piece of "tissue" which was easily tested and matched to DNA complete with motive. In a mere 48 hours. And considered to have acted alone.

Does anyone think it peculiar that they know everything about the bomber but haven't released anything about the bomb?

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TheMAGAlorian787 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cha-Ching!!

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MEM1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

according to who? If it's the FBI saying that, I wouldn't bet a wooden nickel on that

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PolishPrince 2 points ago +2 / -0

Peak shitpost level

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Samurai-Doom-Guy 2 points ago +2 / -0

They probably took the guy out and stuffed his body in the van for eViDeNcE

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altego 2 points ago +2 / -0

Science

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de9ebkmd7 2 points ago +2 / -0

DNA? No the RNA analysis proves he died from the vaccine!

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pokeman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks dr Pepe!

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auntjemima 2 points ago +2 / -0

Deep down we all knew it was covid.

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Stumpycake 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know how I know the conditioning is breaking? Because nobody is talking about Nashville. Family, co-workers, hell even my radio shows don't give a shit.

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Maui_Boy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can he breeve? Might be fentanyl overdose?

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LiveFreeDieFree 2 points ago +2 / -0

COVID is the bomb. Kek

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DefKon1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was there ever any doubt?..🐸🇺🇸

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MikeOxfat 1 point ago +1 / -0

It took them nearly a week to figure out that Bubba Wallace’s “noose” was actually a rope used to pull the garage door down, yet we’re supposed to believe they’ve already sent this guy’s DNA to 23 & Me and confirmed he’s 3% troglodyte? GTFOOMF

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AndrogenReceptor 1 point ago +1 / -0

This, according to the FBI. Also see Vegas shooter where FBI used another lackey to pull off a mass casualty event.

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BunkerHill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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freespirit_omega 1 point ago +1 / -0

How do they know his/her gender? DNA is not science, he may have identified as a woman or something.

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FFL07SOT02 1 point ago +1 / -0

I fucking knew it! 😂

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goodgoy89 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Bravo.

Fuck guys, this one's good!! It's got legs.